Assassins, ninjas, and badasses - oh my!
I just found some mail and receipts from last July and August around here! Buying seven-layer dip, vegetable lasagna, shortbread cookies, green grapes, milk, mini-croissants, McCain Deep and Delicious chocolate cake, organic strawberries (not my money - he didn't care!), potato wedges, and peaches? It's hard to believe that I was continually doing this stuff a year ago (with cab rides home), and not really getting what I needed from it. Onward and upward, I say! Besides, deliberately freaking me out by telling me that he DID NOT have the keys (when he told me not to bring mine) was NOT COOL. I should have brought them anyway, and countered his test!
UGH... this thing JUST restarted. Not a good time, since I have to be out of here at a specific clock hour - I hate that anyway, but not when coupled with restarting!
Leslie just took the "Which Book Are You?" quiz and the result is Winnie The Pooh. You are a children's person, plain and simple. Kids absolutely love you. However, that doesn't mean you have problems dealing with other social circles. You speak plainly and kindly to everyone, and you enjoy helping people. You try and solve other people's problems, often smiling about it. Your main setback is that you can come off as rather childish, and perhaps even slightly annoying. Don't let this bother you, though. You have many good friends who will always put up with you, and cherish fond memories of you when they leave. You are clever, and can offer some interesting thoughts, but you aren't a deep thinker.
Facebook quizzes taken from Arctic Sapphire, Ellen, and Gretchen:
Leslie just took the "Would you be a good assassin?" quiz and the result is Yes! Of course! You are the synonym for stealth! The Night Mother truly favours you!
Leslie just took the "What Type of Ninja Are You?" quiz and the result is The Ruthless Ninja. You are a Ruthless Ninja. You are usually a hired assassin. You don't care who it is that gets in your way, since you just slash your way through until your mission is complete - leaving no one left alive. Hey, at least no one can be a witness to what you do, right?
Leslie just took the "Which Movie Badass are You?" quiz and the result is James Bond. You have to be the coolest spy. You can kick ass, but can cover your ass at the same time. You have picked up more chicks then anyone on Earth, and are still picking up more. You have a license to kill, and have the coolest cars. YOU ARE A BADASS!
Leslie just took the "What Kind Of Sword Fighter Are You?" quiz and the result is Dual Wielder. You hold two swords in your hands. You are fast, strong, and can take on many people at once, but be warned that it will be hard to defend yourself if you make even the slightest mistake!
Leslie just took the "Who were you in your past life?" quiz and the result is An Artist. You were the depiction of the tortured soul solving all of life's questions with the stroke of your brush. Unfortunately, spending all that time in your dark and dingy studio meant you stunk worse than a French Prostitute, and drunk like a fish. No worries for you, though - if you had been a male artist, your rugged exterior and sensitive gooey insides meant you were a total chick magnet. The downside was that you then created a dark half-human breed called the Emo - shame on you.
Leslie just took the "What Videogame Hero Are You?" quiz and the result is Snake. Tactics and precision are your weapons. Those and any gun you can pick up. As Snake, you can take down your opponents while hiding under a cardboard box! (I need to ask Corey who that is... Google would give me imprecise results! But Cody's just told me that Snake is from Metal Gear Solid, so that's fine. :P)
Leslie just took the "Your Dark Side" quiz and the result is Deadly. Your dark side makes you capable of incredibly dangerous things. Revenge is always sweet for you, and you even have the capacity to murder if pushed too hard. (People who are relatively close to me should really just keep quiet if they see this result... muhahahaha!)
Leslie just took the "what Greek god are you" quiz and the result is Zeus. You are god of all gods! Oldest brother of Hades and Poseidon... fuck, yeah!
Leslie just took the "What is your Sex Song???" quiz and the result is The Righteous Brothers' Unchained Melody. Too carried away by Ghost... you are one romantic human being! You even cry during the chorus / ending part... or even have a climax. You must be surrounded with roses around your bed, and have a very long foreplay session with your partner...
HAHA! At least this one is VERY accurate! Quirky and weird... that's me! :D
UGH... this thing JUST restarted. Not a good time, since I have to be out of here at a specific clock hour - I hate that anyway, but not when coupled with restarting!
Leslie just took the "Which Book Are You?" quiz and the result is Winnie The Pooh. You are a children's person, plain and simple. Kids absolutely love you. However, that doesn't mean you have problems dealing with other social circles. You speak plainly and kindly to everyone, and you enjoy helping people. You try and solve other people's problems, often smiling about it. Your main setback is that you can come off as rather childish, and perhaps even slightly annoying. Don't let this bother you, though. You have many good friends who will always put up with you, and cherish fond memories of you when they leave. You are clever, and can offer some interesting thoughts, but you aren't a deep thinker.
Facebook quizzes taken from Arctic Sapphire, Ellen, and Gretchen:
Leslie just took the "What Type of Ninja Are You?" quiz and the result is The Ruthless Ninja. You are a Ruthless Ninja. You are usually a hired assassin. You don't care who it is that gets in your way, since you just slash your way through until your mission is complete - leaving no one left alive. Hey, at least no one can be a witness to what you do, right?
Leslie just took the "Which Movie Badass are You?" quiz and the result is James Bond. You have to be the coolest spy. You can kick ass, but can cover your ass at the same time. You have picked up more chicks then anyone on Earth, and are still picking up more. You have a license to kill, and have the coolest cars. YOU ARE A BADASS!
Leslie just took the "What Kind Of Sword Fighter Are You?" quiz and the result is Dual Wielder. You hold two swords in your hands. You are fast, strong, and can take on many people at once, but be warned that it will be hard to defend yourself if you make even the slightest mistake!
Leslie just took the "Who were you in your past life?" quiz and the result is An Artist. You were the depiction of the tortured soul solving all of life's questions with the stroke of your brush. Unfortunately, spending all that time in your dark and dingy studio meant you stunk worse than a French Prostitute, and drunk like a fish. No worries for you, though - if you had been a male artist, your rugged exterior and sensitive gooey insides meant you were a total chick magnet. The downside was that you then created a dark half-human breed called the Emo - shame on you.
Leslie just took the "What Videogame Hero Are You?" quiz and the result is Snake. Tactics and precision are your weapons. Those and any gun you can pick up. As Snake, you can take down your opponents while hiding under a cardboard box! (I need to ask Corey who that is... Google would give me imprecise results! But Cody's just told me that Snake is from Metal Gear Solid, so that's fine. :P)
Leslie just took the "Your Dark Side" quiz and the result is Deadly. Your dark side makes you capable of incredibly dangerous things. Revenge is always sweet for you, and you even have the capacity to murder if pushed too hard. (People who are relatively close to me should really just keep quiet if they see this result... muhahahaha!)
Leslie just took the "what Greek god are you" quiz and the result is Zeus. You are god of all gods! Oldest brother of Hades and Poseidon... fuck, yeah!
Leslie just took the "What is your Sex Song???" quiz and the result is The Righteous Brothers' Unchained Melody. Too carried away by Ghost... you are one romantic human being! You even cry during the chorus / ending part... or even have a climax. You must be surrounded with roses around your bed, and have a very long foreplay session with your partner...
You Are a Mullet |
 You are a total character. You're quirky, unique, and there's no one quite like you. Your idea of style is doing your own thing and defying expectations. You're eclectic. At your best, you are funny, observant, and a bit sarcastic. You see life's ironies clearly. At your worst, you are a bit weird and creepy. People sometimes take you the wrong way. |
HAHA! At least this one is VERY accurate! Quirky and weird... that's me! :D
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