I danced with your mom sliding down a hill, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

You Are an Ocean

You are impressive and fascinating. People are drawn to your glory. You are a profound and passionate person. You are boundless in your power. You have a philosophical and poetic soul. You take a lot of time to reflect. You are mysterious and captivating. You are too deep for anyone to figure out.

What Body of Water Are You?

HA HA HA. AS IF! That does NOT describe me at ALL!


From Karla, David L., and Michelle via Facebook note:

Don't spoil the fun! Keep it going! Type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line, and forward this to your friends. Also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January: I kicked
February: I loved
March: I karate-chopped
April: I licked
May: I jumped on
June: I smelled
July: I did the Macarena with
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I yelled at
December: I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a snowman
6: a gangster
7: my mobile phone
8: my dog
9: my best friend's boyfriend
10: my neighbor
11: my science teacher
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: a Smurf
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an iPod
29: a surfer
30: a homeless guy
31: a llama and an asp,

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1: in my car
2: on your car
3: in a hole
4: under your bed
5: riding a motorcycle
6: sliding down a hill
7: in an elevator
8: at the dinner table
9: in line at the bank
0: in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: because I'm cool like that.
Black: because that's how I roll.
Pink: because I'm NOT crazy.
Red: because the voices told me to.
Blue: because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green: because I think I need some serious help.
Purple: because I'm AWESOME!
Gray: because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow: because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange: because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown: because I can.
Other: because I'm a Ninja!
None: because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line, and forward this to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!