Saturday, March 07, 2009

Poo as a SNACK?! / Family Feud

High-scoring words of the day so far:

BAGNIO (160 points) - against Alvina H. [two 4W] {a good deficit-erasing word!}
ADMIX (518 points) - against Michelle S. [2W, two 4W, hook off RUE to make RUED]


I had a weird dream where Julie C. was using an OBSCENE amount of white foamy hairspray to make herself look good. Then again, Jon was used to eating frozen veggies and roast beef in the bathtub before he took a shower. Mom just went into the bathroom no matter if someone else was in there showering, and there were rotating picnic table lunches. William was one of the servers for these lunches, and always made sure the old people were properly appreciative of what we were doing for them. Weird dream!


Poo nugget for this weekend: Poo As A Snack - Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, dogs, and several insects including dung beetles and flies. Some animals eat poop because it contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. These animals are unable to absorb these vital vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get them by eating the poop. Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. As they say: If at first you don't succeed... try, try again! (you should see the picture for this one: a rabbit sitting atop a pile of poo pellets!)


From Sharlene via Facebook note:

LET'S PLAY FAMILY FEUD!!! You can't use the same answers as the person who sent it to you. Remember: If my answers are dumb, it's because the person before me had the good ones, hahaha!!!!!


1. Name something you use in the shower? Shampoo.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform. Padding.

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield. Bird poop.

4. Name something a man might buy before a date? A haircut.

5. What is another word for blemish? Scar.

6. What is something you cook in the microwave? Leftovers.

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Couch.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Maturity.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Pooping in someone else's house.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? A virginity test. (you don't want to know how I find out such things, hahaha!)

11. Name something a Boy Scout gets a badge for? Art.

12. What is a phrase with the word home in it? "Eaten out of house and home."

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? Yelling at the student in front of his or her peers.

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? Red eyes. (around here, that might be a symptom of pot use, but anyway...)

16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Crow.

17. Name something someone would wear with a hole in it? Underwear.

18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Pencil.

Make sure you send this back to me... can't wait to see your answers!

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