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HAHAHAHA. I just had to laugh at a lot of these! Found a link to this page while browsing old threads on the bad baby names forum. I also saw references to these badly named July 2008 babies.

Girls:
Brynlee Jane (brother Jett)
Cheyenne Elizabeth
Vivian Lucas (not sure what is with the middle name Lucas on a girl)
Kayli-Ann Summer
Rylee Grace, Rylie Jo (YAWN)
Blair Elaine
Stephani Jo (so close)
Aslynn Grace
Mercedez (siblings Ashlyn and Siena)
Kayci Devani
Taryn Rylee
Lyndia Syphria
Abby Suzanne (Abigail Suzanne would have been nice...)
Eraleigh Rae (lucky brother Benjamin)
Marley Charlotte, Marley Nora
Jaycie Keelan Sue (brother Braeden)
Kayten Noelle
Zoie
Jaena MayeAnn (sister Keara)
America Marie
Luna Sage
Erykah Annaliese
Phelan Joyce (all I see is felon)
Irelynn Arianna (lucky sibling Isabella)
Phoenix Crimson (wow...)
Aizlynne Jean

Boys:
Zackary Kenneth (so close, yet so far)
Dashiell
Rhylen Karter
Rylan Stoney (siblings Branden, Brysen, Harley, Cayden, and Dylan)
Cannon David
Krew Sage
Laken Billy-Wayne (eugh... and somewhat better named sibs Marissa, Landon, and Xavier)
Lex Matthew
Lynden James (siblings Nolan and Aden)
Colson Cliff-Daniel
Jay-David
Braylon Wayne
Kender Allyn (siblings Brenden, Tamara, Caitlin, Liam, and Jarod)
Mavryk Levi (brother Garryt Mark)

YIKES. What's a name nerd to do? This is about the names only, and NOT the actual kids!