Dream of quitting smoking and gay lovers / Stuff from the Surrealist
I had a weird dream which seemed to centre around some big dinner at Auntie May's house, where there were lots of brightly-colored toys behind curtains for the kids! Vernon and Sarah made an appearance at the dinner, and announced that they were going to quit smoking in time for the Christmas holidays - we all thought it would be more stressful, but it was their decision! (they do NOT smoke in real life) One of the aunties noticed a huge framed picture in the living room - apparently, Auntie May's father had had a gay lover named James, and that was a portrait to remind them of their relationship! Very odd dream, since nothing there would make sense in real life... and I don't even know what it would mean, so it's probably subconscious junk. :P
Apparently, Mom doesn't want Harmony to know that it's their anniversary on Thursday if they go out for dinner, otherwise she'll buy something. Of course she will, since she's that kind of person! (she showed up with stuff last night, and apparently Randal gave them a cake and cookies too - there's a lot of food in that townhouse already!) Well, even if they're at Tamarind in New Westminster, it'll come out eventually if Jon hasn't already told her! Hahaha, Mom should know that by now!
Last night, Christon seemed amused by the fact that I'd hooked Randal onto 24 after those nights at Nathan's for the premiere madness - hey, it worked for Isabel too! Jon saw about 10 episodes, and read about the other 12, so he was in prime position! Eric sacrificed his Eastern satellite channel viewing so he could watch it with us almost every week, and Nathan might run out of timer time on his video recording since he has to record that / HEROES / BATTLESTAR GALACTICA / some other shows. Yikes! He'll have a lot of TV awaiting him upon his return!
Here are a bunch of things from the Surrealist:
The Surrealist Dalek is funny... click on the robot for another weird word! ("Recontemplate!" and "Regurgitate!" were a couple of the ones I got)
Exquisite Corpses
TV Misguidance
Other Listings Magazine
The Dossier Sexupifier
The Surrealist Link - "You are the least spiteful Vulcan. Goodbye!"
Sheep Poetry
24 Dreaming - "Right now, stamps are plotting to whisk a pathetic tripod. My bottle-bank and wine gum are silly, and roadkills that I work with may be gin-soaked. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the slitheriest Trans-Am of my life."
24ever - random snippets for an hour of 24
The Sound Effect Generator: (argh) blog clatter-yatata *pow!*
The Acronym Liar - "CML: Certified Master Leslie"
Prior-Art-O-Matic - "Leslie is a window pane that communicates via Instant Messenger!"
HAHAHAHA. Too funny!
eBay Feedback Generator
Mainstream quality. Fast-ish delivery. Quality of the wrapping was reasonable. C-
Item inferior. Delivery was very, very fast-ish. Colorless packaging. Oh well. C+
Exceptionally so-so quality. Fast-ish to send. Immensely modest packaging. Eh. C-
Item humdrum. Slow-ish delivery. Packaging was standard. Service was ordinary. B-
Item was of inferior quality. Delivery was mainstream. Conventional packaging. D+
Quality of item was decent. Remarkably insignificant delivery. Dull packaging. B-
Item is of uninspiring quality. Delivery was insignificant. Humdrum packaging. C-
The item was average and humdrum. Packaging was acceptable. Slow-ish delivery. C-
The item was dull and mediocre. Bare packaging. Delivery was ever so fast-ish. C-
Item is of colorless quality. Restrained packaging. Delivery was conventional. C-
Apparently, Mom doesn't want Harmony to know that it's their anniversary on Thursday if they go out for dinner, otherwise she'll buy something. Of course she will, since she's that kind of person! (she showed up with stuff last night, and apparently Randal gave them a cake and cookies too - there's a lot of food in that townhouse already!) Well, even if they're at Tamarind in New Westminster, it'll come out eventually if Jon hasn't already told her! Hahaha, Mom should know that by now!
Last night, Christon seemed amused by the fact that I'd hooked Randal onto 24 after those nights at Nathan's for the premiere madness - hey, it worked for Isabel too! Jon saw about 10 episodes, and read about the other 12, so he was in prime position! Eric sacrificed his Eastern satellite channel viewing so he could watch it with us almost every week, and Nathan might run out of timer time on his video recording since he has to record that / HEROES / BATTLESTAR GALACTICA / some other shows. Yikes! He'll have a lot of TV awaiting him upon his return!
Here are a bunch of things from the Surrealist:
The Surrealist Dalek is funny... click on the robot for another weird word! ("Recontemplate!" and "Regurgitate!" were a couple of the ones I got)
Exquisite Corpses
TV Misguidance
Other Listings Magazine
The Dossier Sexupifier
The Surrealist Link - "You are the least spiteful Vulcan. Goodbye!"
Sheep Poetry
24 Dreaming - "Right now, stamps are plotting to whisk a pathetic tripod. My bottle-bank and wine gum are silly, and roadkills that I work with may be gin-soaked. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the slitheriest Trans-Am of my life."
24ever - random snippets for an hour of 24
The Sound Effect Generator: (argh) blog clatter-yatata *pow!*
The Acronym Liar - "CML: Certified Master Leslie"
Prior-Art-O-Matic - "Leslie is a window pane that communicates via Instant Messenger!"
Leslie
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Sabrina, shall we disrespect some buttocks?" "Leslie!"
HAHAHAHA. Too funny!
eBay Feedback Generator
Mainstream quality. Fast-ish delivery. Quality of the wrapping was reasonable. C-
Item inferior. Delivery was very, very fast-ish. Colorless packaging. Oh well. C+
Exceptionally so-so quality. Fast-ish to send. Immensely modest packaging. Eh. C-
Item humdrum. Slow-ish delivery. Packaging was standard. Service was ordinary. B-
Item was of inferior quality. Delivery was mainstream. Conventional packaging. D+
Quality of item was decent. Remarkably insignificant delivery. Dull packaging. B-
Item is of uninspiring quality. Delivery was insignificant. Humdrum packaging. C-
The item was average and humdrum. Packaging was acceptable. Slow-ish delivery. C-
The item was dull and mediocre. Bare packaging. Delivery was ever so fast-ish. C-
Item is of colorless quality. Restrained packaging. Delivery was conventional. C-
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