Monday, January 02, 2006

Playing the last-place St. Louis Blues, Lost Words, Snopes New Years Superstitions, and Quizzes

602602 = repeating numbers = coolness. ;)


Summary of game: Ed Jovanovski didn't dress since he's injured, and the team lost Sami Salo after only two shifts to a facial injury (cut to the face). Nolan Baumgartner scored an apparent goal in the first period, but it was disallowed because our rookie Alex Burrows (playing his very first NHL game, and was the best player with 7 minutes of ice time) was in the goalie crease on top of Curtis Sanford. Then we took a penalty for cross-checking, and Doug Weight scored eight seconds later on their power play. Anson Carter answered, but then Scott Young and Mike Sillinger scored to make it 3-1 for the Blues. (three goals on 10 shots!) Then Mike Sillinger scored into an empty net with 1:39 left in the game for the Blues' fifth win on home ice this season... final score was 4-1. The second Sillinger goal was the first empty-net goal scored against the Canucks since some 1990s playoff run against Calgary.

I wonder when this losing / bleeding will stop.. the Canucks have lost seven of our last eight, and they're 7-10-2 on the road. o_O They next play the Dallas Stars and Chicago back-to-back on Wednesday and Thursday. It's certainly problematic if you lose to the worst team in the league... never mind losing to a divisional rival / opponent like they did on New Year's Eve in Minnesota! (puck-watching, indeed...) The Canucks didn't even outshoot the Blues in this game! Three stars were Sanford, Weight, Jackman (in building) / Weight, Sillinger, and Baumgartner (according to the telecast). I guess any time you're -20 for the year and get a +3 rating on the night like Sillinger, you deserve a star.


Caught up on blogs too: Dave's misadventures at the sushi place, Spoz's 2005 lists, Dawn's ranting over parents, and Vivian's France reflections... we've got to go eat somewhere when she gets back, haha!


A site full of lost words... very cool!

Snopes New Years Superstitions... who can keep track of all that?!


The People's Front
You scored 95 Stubborn, 65 Crazy, 36 Aggressive, and 41 Evil!




Apperance: Life of Brian



The People's Front of Judea.





High Light:



Inalienable Rights.



(A huge Roman amphitheatre, sparsely attended. REG, FRANCIS, STAN, and JUDITH are seated in the stands. They speak conspiratorially.)



Judith: Any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must *reflect* such a divergence of interests within its power-base.

Reg: Agreed. (General nodding.) Francis?

Francis: I think Judith's point of view is valid here, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man --

Stan: Or woman.

Francis: Or woman... to rid himself --

Stan: Or herself.

Reg: Or herself. Agreed. Thank you, brother.

Stan: Or sister.

Francis: Thank you, brother. Or sister. Where was I?

Reg: I thought you'd finished.

Francis: Oh, did I? Right.

Reg: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man...

Stan: Or woman.

Reg: Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.

Stan: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?

Stan: (pause) I want to be one.



(pregnant pause)



Reg: What?

Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.

Reg: What!?

Stan: It's my right as a man.

Judith: Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

Stan: I want to have babies.

Reg: You want to have babies?!?!?!

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Reg: But you can't have babies.

Stan: Don't you oppress me.

Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
(Stan starts crying.)

Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.

Reg: (pissed) What's the *point*?

Francis: What?

Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?

Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.




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Rowhouse 'Hood
You scored 24 out of 40 on urban-rural, and 24 out of 40 land intensity.
People know you as: The Bohemian Gentrifier

Quote: "That crack house just needed a little paint."




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Friend material.
You scored 60% Harmony and 20% Attitude!
You are probably someone I would like to know and possibly hang out with. If you feel like it, send me a message.



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WHY YOU DIE?
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You have 18,895.6 days left on this earth.
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Smart Paladin
51% Combativeness, 26% Sneakiness, 52% Intellect, 58% Spirituality
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An Erudite Wordsmith
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