Prepping cards, grammar link, Something Awful thread, conversation, strength, quizzes

I just finished preparing 18 birthday cards and 6 baptism / Easter cards with greetings and stickers, as is my wont. Everyone knows when a card is from me, even if they do not / cannot recognize my bad handwriting: there are stickers on the envelope / inside the card, and a smiley face on the envelope.

Here's a link I came across in an LJ grammar community: Tomato Nation. This is when I wish Matt was still on my LJ friends list, so I could send it to him and his "girlfriend." Then again, they probably wouldn't care... that would be a wasted effort, and I don't care much for those sorts of things anyhow. :P

Corey went to take a shower, and said I could amuse myself with something while he was gone: Something Awful's "Ever caught during masturbation?" thread. That reminds me, I should really get an account there or something. :P He's always trying to get me with gross things, but I get him back very occasionally. We were discussing it last night, and here's the conversation:


AlenaBrolxFlami: so exactly what did this review say?
mrptptpt: it said, "Leslie wants to read these books!"
AlenaBrolxFlami: riiiiiiight.. link?
mrptptpt: Website.com
AlenaBrolxFlami: for your information, that redirects me to DotEasy.com
AlenaBrolxFlami: which is a free web hosting, free email / domain names for businesses and individuals thing... and not a reviews site for stuff in particular :P
mrptptpt: that's because I just made that up!
mrptptpt: okay, try this one instead then
AlenaBrolxFlami: I don't THINK so
mrptptpt: it's to the review, I went and found it
AlenaBrolxFlami: haha. I'm still not clicking on it
mrptptpt: why not!? you're not being any fun. it's boring if you won't click any links :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: I clicked on one :P
mrptptpt: yeah, but Website.com is obviously fake and made up :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: perhaps, but that doesn't mean I'll click on the other one :P
mrptptpt: so click the one that goes to something!
AlenaBrolxFlami: but the question is, WHAT does it go to? :P
mrptptpt: you're way too paranoid! you can find out what it is by clicking it
AlenaBrolxFlami: knowing you and your penchant for giving me gross links to click on inadvertently...
mrptptpt: you've sent me some gross ones :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: like? :P
mrptptpt: some guy's horribly mutilated crotch? :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: when in the heck did I ever send you that?!
mrptptpt: a while ago! it was in a livejournal thing
AlenaBrolxFlami: link?
mrptptpt: I have no idea
AlenaBrolxFlami: um... I don't think I've ever linked to those kinds of things :P
mrptptpt: you did so :P a guy that split his dick into several sections, and was pulling them apart and peeing out of the middle, with piercings all over the place and stuff :P
mrptptpt: anyway, I'm going to bed...
mrptptpt: Extreme Fisting... click that one too
AlenaBrolxFlami: I don't think so... you are being weird tonight, I tell you :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: no, I don't think so..
mrptptpt: talk to you later... bedtime for me :P

and you did so send me a link to that! :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: goodnight, talk to you later
AlenaBrolxFlami: did not :P
mrptptpt: it was to a livejournal thing, and I'm pretty sure you even replied to that post. on your random questions thing or whatever
AlenaBrolxFlami: um.. I'll think about it and let you know..
AlenaBrolxFlami: night

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Then there was tonight's convo:


AlenaBrolxFlami: I think I may have found what you were talking about last night
AlenaBrolxFlami: Chris Hayes and his vagina smileys
mrptptpt: no, that's not it :P you sent that too, though. the thing I'm talking about was a guy pulling his cut-up penis apart, and peeing out of the middle of the cut pieces :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: this one?
mrptptpt: that's goatse
AlenaBrolxFlami: Most embarrassing sexual moment?
AlenaBrolxFlami: Marilyn Manson's songs?

What is this person doing using Terri's icon?

Math Team and Sexual Innuendo?
mrptptpt: you're going to have to click on a bunch of gross links now that you're having me click on all the gross things you can find :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: YOU were the one who told me to look for it :P
mrptptpt: Math Team and Sexual Innuendo? yeah, that one
mrptptpt: see, you DO send me stuff like that :P
mrptptpt: twice now!
AlenaBrolxFlami: this time, it's because you asked me to look for it.. the other time, it was because I kinda wanted you to see it :P
mrptptpt: well, I'll have to find some things I want you to see :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: you've already done that
mrptptpt: since when?
AlenaBrolxFlami: since years ago, when you started me off on Goatse and Tubgirl :P
mrptptpt: yeah, but I can find more
AlenaBrolxFlami: please don't
mrptptpt: awww, why not?
AlenaBrolxFlami: I've seen quite enough of those, thanks ever so much :P
mrptptpt: I'm sure I can find stuff you haven't seen yet
AlenaBrolxFlami: and I'm sure that it won't be pretty either :P
mrptptpt: oh sure it will
AlenaBrolxFlami: only in your mind :P
mrptptpt: try this one...

I looked up "pretty," so it's pretty
AlenaBrolxFlami: ... I don't think so..
mrptptpt: click it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlenaBrolxFlami: NO!!!!!!!!
mrptptpt: do I have to go over there and make you click it?? :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: by the time you get over here, I'd be in bed and couldn't let you in :P
mrptptpt: actually, you'll probably have gone to bed and you'd already be awake again, and possibly about to go to sleep again :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: I guess maybe if you're going here by car, sure :P
AlenaBrolxFlami: unless you plan to do something else.
mrptptpt: I'd call Superman to fly me over, but I think he's on vacation
mrptptpt: and fictional
AlenaBrolxFlami: yeah, those would present huge hitches for the plan
mrptptpt: yeah
mrptptpt: what darn luck
AlenaBrolxFlami: indeed

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I'm looking at Something Awful's "Ever caught during masturbation?" thread now, and this stuff could seriously go on Group Hug! (and that other site is comedy GOLD!)

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On another note, all I need is the strength to say goodbye. ;)

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