Quizzes on swear words, high school labels, pasta, Chinese symbols, bands, and more!

Mild-Mannered You are 24% capable of making other people's ears hurt!

So, how'd you do? I'm impressed... you've managed to get through life without having your use of the English language tarnished by foulness! No Courtney Love-style socialising for you. You're not inclined to burst into fits of verbal rage, and I'm guessing this makes you less likely to get punched by others. Which is awesome, since being beaten up is such a drag anyway. Just a helpful hint: swearing all the time is definitely a bit boring, but pulling one out every once in a while can pack a nice punch. Don't be afraid to use a little rough language on occasion, just to show that you mean business. What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement! So, I’ve got four other tests you can try if you like… The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test - this is the one I suggest you try first, I put a lot of time into it. The Scatterbrain Test - my newest test after this one. Not many people have tried it yet, I’d love to know what you think. The Homicidal Maniac Test - my first test. Want to know if you’re likely to wreak bloody havoc? The Underwear Personality Test - my biggest success – over 10,000 takers so far. Finally, a fun link for those of you interested in brushing up on your swearing skills: click here to view The "Alternative" English Dictionary Most of the answers from the final section of the test are available through that link, but for those of you who can't be bothered (and for the answers I got from elsewhere), here's the truth about a few dirty words... Q20: 'Bollocks' is originally an English term. Q21: Oh yeah, and it means 'balls.' Q22: 'Cocksmoker' first came from Canada, believe it or not. Q23: To 'blow one's wad' does NOT mean to lose one's temper. It can mean to ejaculate, to be surprised, or to spend all of one's money. In certain circumstances, the term would be appropriate for all three of those things at once. Q24: '69,' or 'sixty-nine,' refers to mutual oral sex: two people (usually two males, but not necessarily) going down on each other simultaneously. Q25: To 'ranch' means to perform oral sex on a woman. Q26: The original form of 'poppycock' - the Dutch 'pappekak' - means 'soft shit.' Q27: Pirate Pete was playing with his 'scallywag,' or penis. Q28: Pirate Pete was 'muff diving' by going down on Wendy. 'Muff diving' means the same thing as 'ranching.'

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on ouch my ears

Link: The Verbal Obscenity Test written by seeyoshirun2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Go to public toilets, and piss on the seats...


Which Swear Word Are You?
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You are the.. Suicidal fucking goth

To you, the world is full of shit. It's retarded,
and it makes no sense. Hey, I mean, cut some
slack on you... you're a goth. If you are, that is.
Everyone fears you in some way or another,
because you tend to mutter incoherent things
under your breath when done wrong. You despise
everyone and everything, even yourself. Chill
on the black... okay.. ?


What high school label do YOU go by? (goth, punk, ghettoness... all that other crap)
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You're Fettuccine!


What is your inner pasta?
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ICE is your Chinese symbol!


What Chinese Symbol Are You? -- Updated (7/21/03)
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You want the results so you can put them in your journal / blog, and show them to the world. Or the 3 people that read about your life, but don't really care about it.


What's the REAL reason you take online quizzes? (pics in results)
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I'd say that's about right, haha. =/



You're Soundgarden. You're beautiful. Just damn beautiful, and we love you.


Which Band Are You?(with pictures)
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You are fall. You are very reserved, but people love you because you're real. You are hard-working and cannot stand laziness, for it gets none of your goals for the future done. You enjoy being outside in the fresh air, and would most likely enjoy living in the countryside. You are Fall!


What season are you? -Pretty pictures!!
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Cable - Soft with lots of twist and a casual look. Good for everywhere, you are synonymous with comfortable, casual living.


What kind of carpet are you? (With Pictures)
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Ha! I guessed right on the last question... SCORE! :D



Baby Blue - You're a simple person who likes peace, and can appreciate the little things in life. You're a little shy sometimes, but anyone who knows you knows that you have a great personality and a huge heart. Sometimes your temper gets the better of you, but for the most part you're an agreeable individual, although you do tend to get stressed out occasionally.


What Color Candle Are You? (Now with pictures!)
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You're a cat! You're downright lazy and your friends don't mean much to you, but that's okay!


What Kind Of Pet Are You? (WITH PICTURES!)
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Hao is your character: strong-minded and a leader. You want to change things so that they can be better.


Which shaman king are you like?
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