Spam email from celebrities

note to Jennifer Lopez, Harry Potter, et al.:

STOP SENDING ME EMAIL, DAMMIT!
(or at least, get your people to stop it)
I'm not that great a fan of the Harry Potter series..
and do I *care* about J. Lo's engagement ring? NO!
(especially if it's the one Ben Affleck gave her)

there.. I've registered my vehement protest..
those spam emails should stop right now!