Mandarin and Erin's embarrassing stories

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDREW.. I hope you have a good one today! :) You did SO well in Awana.. very fast learner.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSICA.. I hope you have a good one today! :) You're so cute, and I hope you remain well.

had a great time out with friends.. very elementary Mandarin and embarrassing stories (mostly involving Erin :P) seemed to be the two big themes of the night..

and here's a totally random question..
how DO Australians speak Mandarin?
can anyone fill me in? Sean or Spoz perhaps? :P