Monday, August 03, 2009

Mom should look into birth control, man...

I got to Chen's Noodle House first before anyone else... I am GOOD! Jon and Mom came in, but left to move the car. When Steph got there, they were back - Mom wanted her professional opinion on her parking spot. Hey, it's a holiday and nobody's working past a certain time, hahaha. Steph told us that she's now a bridesmaid in Angela's wedding with six days' notice, but she doesn't mind. Jon wondered why people would have panic attacks over that duty - maybe the cousin's afraid she won't look good in the dress? Liz is due anytime, so Steph might be in Toronto for the baby's arrival, haha. Verified things with Steph while doing an impersonal signing of Holly and Peter's anniversary card: that was Mom's idea! Harmony showed up from busing it, since Jon had to teach people in Richmond anyway.

Auntie Wing said that Myles couldn't make it because of Christian Fellowship, and we said hi to Uncle Joe. Had a lot of food, and even Grandma had a lot on her plate! We had to have SLB, crunchy rice, and lots more - we thanked Jon and Harmony afterwards, for sure! Steph spotted Henry with his sister Teresa and her kids Gwyneth and Evelyn - they looked tanned, but Steph had a good tanning job since she's been watching her friends compete in the World Police and Fire Games in outdoor Burnaby! I asked Jon who had gone to the Grouse Grind outing yesterday: apparently, there were twenty people who came out. (Wesley, Megan, Andy, the perfidious blackguard, Cindy, Eric, Jeremy [54 minutes!], Connie, Elaine, Matt, etc.) Told Steph some TMI stuff, and she was surprised!

The younger people managed to fool Grandma into thinking that Jon actually bit Harmony, then we all laughed and gave the game away. My sibs and I took a typical NG picture with fists, too! Discussed Holly's HOT work as an Aldergrove movie extra (makeup and wardrobe?), Peter "practicing to work at a Chinese restaurant" (Steph would have tipped HIM!), murder books, that woman who gave birth at age 61 (Mom should get birth control!), large families, not believing in contraceptives, and Dad not being able to cope in the heat. Also talked about Grandma leaving her knitting bag at Tsui Woo / some other thing at the hairdresser, Steph leaving during the prayer yesterday since she was TIRED, speeding, burned-out cars, cousins, financial fraud, "under the table" work, eighteen-hour days, Erin, detachments, and Nathan's dinner.

Someone brought up leaving a body in the trunk of a car since July 16 during intense heat, as happened in a recent case - that female sex trade worker was LIQUEFIED! Jeremy noticed the BAD smell since he biked past it for a few days on his way to work nearby, but he thought it was garbage - poor traumatized guy! Mom wanted to go to Timothy's, but we were all too full. Jon looked at Steph's text messages for a professional opinion on the CANON IN D, while people discussed dehumidifiers - yeah, you have to empty them, but at least Jon and Harmony got theirs on sale!

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