Saturday, August 01, 2009

Bible quizzes, spelling tests, not forgiving easily, and DIARRHEA!

This thing JUST restarted! Edit: And again barely ten minutes later!

Leslie just took the "What Bible verse fits you best" quiz and the result is Wisdom will save you from the ways of wicked men... Proverbs 2:12. Your choice to seek God in all your ways has developed you into a wise person.

Leslie just took the "New Testament Knowledge Test" quiz and the result is New Testament Scholar. You have read, studied, and remembered the New Testament extensively. It appears to have been your passion for some time.

Leslie just took the "How well do you know your Bible?" quiz and the result is Jesus would be proud!!! You know quite a lot about The Bible. Congratulations!!! But, you need to remember that The Word of God is inexhaustible, and so you can never know all that you need to know, or all that you should know. Continue to study The Bible. In it, you will find solutions to all of life's problems, wisdom, knowledge, and strength. You will discover true love: love that was so great that God laid down His life for you. Jesus loves you, and He has a plan for your life. To find out that plan, continue to hear from Him as He speaks to you through His Word. "The Holy Scriptures are able to make thee wise unto Salvation, through faith which is in Christ Jesus. All Scripture is given by inspiration of God." - 2 Timothy 3:15-16.

Leslie just took the "What Hymn are you?" quiz and the result is My Jesus, my Savior. You consider yourself to be an up-to-date Christian who enjoys worship in a contemporary style. You wouldn't dream of referring to the "H" word, preferring instead to enthuse about "praise items."


Facebook quizzes taken from Evelyn and Kaili:

Leslie took the SPELLING TIME!!! quiz and got the result: A+.

Leslie took the Hard spelling test quiz and got the result: Super. (Again, only three questions. The words were harder, but COME ON!)

Leslie took the Capital Cities Test quiz and got the result: B (Capitals Master).

Leslie took the How Easily Do You Forgive? quiz and got the result: You Know How to Hold A Grudge. You don't forgive people once crossed. Once it happens, you move on. You have no time to deal with rude and selfish people.

Leslie just took the "Which Bible Character and you are most alike?" quiz and the result is St. Peter, the great apostle.

Leslie just took the "What kind of princess are you?" quiz and the result is Snotty Princess. You are very beautiful. You love yourself, your money, and your prized possessions. You have many friends, but you're not sure they like you for who you are. You tell people what to do, and you don't treat people how you want to be treated.

Leslie just took the "What flower are you? (Girls Only)" quiz and the result is Dull, Like Grass... You're boring. Lots of people think you're dull, but they won't tell you that. You usually hang out with the Weed type. (I do NOT!)


Poo nugget for this weekend: Number Three - Synonyms: Butt Piss, Liquid Poo, The Runs, Oil Spill, Hershey Squirts, Montezuma's Revenge, Chocolate Thunder, Operation Marination, Operation Evacuation, Releasing The Hounds, The Nile, Poo Stew, Gravy Poo, Rectum Rapids, It's Raining Poo, Deuce Juice, Turd Tea. (POO OF THE MONTH!)

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