Periods are NOT like constipation, Angus!

Had a great time at Melia's place with a bunch of people! Ivan picked me up on schedule, then we picked up Sam, Emily L., and Joey. We discussed Billy Graham being the Antichrist, the guy who faked having cancer for THREE YEARS, and other things. This guy even faked emails from doctors to his parents telling them about his treatment options - he wrote one song for Hillsongs called HEALER, supposedly about his bout with cancer. Ivan asked Sam if he would ever lead it, knowing the story - I agreed with Sam even though I hadn't heard the song. (Daniel looked it up on his iPhone later, and let us listen to it) Knowing the story, we likely wouldn't lead it AT ALL. The guy even had an oxygen tank, tubes in his body, and shaved hair for his performances! He finally came clean, and said that the reason he faked was that he had an addiction to porn. When Ivan told us this, we were all like "... and those two are related, HOW?!" Then we got into Billy Graham and Robert Schuller, and Youtube videos... good times, except maybe not. We'll see if he comes back to life after death, heh heh.

The security system at Angus and Melia's building is pretty tight, and I'm impressed. Got the little tour of their apartment before we went downstairs to the HUGE suite of rooms for the evening. Played Jenga, Apples to Apples, Taboo, and Cranium while talking about a lot of stuff. Melia's cousin Jeremy asked if I was Leslie, since my brother wanted him to give me beer - Dogfish Head Ale it was, heh. He hasn't seen Jon since September, but he did get the engagement email! Added him to Facebook now too. Phil attempted to explain their complicated family tree - grandpa married two women who were sisters, and they're kinda doubly related. Arranged marriages and such were involved as well.

Angus has interesting ideas about butt sweat, ShamWow tampons, thongs, constipation, and other things. Grace gave out some TMI when the Apples to Apples word was "sensual," and someone put down "Hawaii." "Hey, Phil! We had our honeymoon in Hawaii, and that was pretty sensual!" Everyone else was like "LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" (she IS known for doing that, but still!) We had HUGE pizza slices, Costco chicken nuggets, juice, pop, and lots of chips to eat! (plus huge homemade cupcakes for dessert) Daniel figured that Sam only had to wait a few more hours before taking Emily L. out for drinks to celebrate being legal, heh... although she COULD still drink at home and have it be legal. Interesting times with Calla / Stanford / Jeremy / Phil / Grace / Melia / Angus / Danielle / Joe / Mike / Lucas / Emily C. / Sam / Emily L. / Daniel / Michelle / Vanessa / Ivan / Joey, indeed!

On the way home, we talked about issues / Facebook notes / bad stuff / a song that sounds like the singer is saying "I want to blaze with you" / accidents on a guardrail / needed tags. Got home to discover that Tara M., Diana S., Becky B., Clarence H., Herman C., Freslyn M., Andrew L., Mae V. Cu U., Hashir T., Ana H., John D., Giuseppe R., and Cassandra S. had added me for the blood games.