Dreams of aliens / More fun from The Surrealist
Another sleep cycle, another weird dream. Why am I not surprised?
* my siblings and some friends of ours were trying to do some laundry, but kept getting distracted by my mom and grandma telling us to do more work ("ONE THING AT A TIME!" didn't work with them, unfortunately)
* some guy who looked remarkably like Teunis trying to infiltrate our ranks: at first, we thought it WAS him, so we were inclined to trust him!
* it wasn't until later that Sheena (with her extra-sensory powers) told us that this was really an evil alien version of my friend... unfortunately, he was kissing another one of us at the time and looked like he was enjoying himself immensely!
* we told the person to STOP KISSING HIM since he wasn't really who we thought he was - she wasn't convinced until we all blasted the fake Teunis with green and purple laser beams
* after a few seconds of this ultra-powerful treatment, he disintegrated into a blue alien... we tried questioning him, but he wouldn't give us much information, so we did a brain scan and then found out what we needed to know before we relished zapping him to death (apparently, he wasn't working for anyone - so we were relieved!)
* we got back to doing laundry, but the laundry machines were somehow located in a cupboard full of toys... there were real laundry machines, but we weren't allowed to use them!
* someone found a For Better or For Worse yellow comic book on the floor: it took us back to John and Ellie's early days with Michael and Elizabeth (who was apparently named after some schoolteacher ancestor of John's: Elizabeth Lee)
* the dog Farley made an appearance in this book, too: lots of surreal plotlines which weren't at all like the real-life strip!
* some of us had to go somewhere, but the toys and laundry wouldn't wait for anyone... the dream ended when we were busy trying to figure out how we could "go into" the comic book and spice up our lives by living those plotlines!
Possible triggers: cleaning up the toys in the toddler room on Sunday morning and afternoon, seeing ZEBRAMAN, thinking that I'm never going to hang out with Teunis (in a FRIENDLY WAY!), and seeing Alanis Morissette's YOU LEARN video recently (features her kissing a fireman mid-video!)
Hey, I found a whole lot of neat things from The Surrealist! Gotta watch surrealbot, for sure! I think I'll be spending a LOT of time on Space Adventures, which reminds me that I still haven't finished some dungeons... ack! Must finish those first!
Bilateral Thinking Puzzles are tedious old lateral-thinking chestnuts cut up and stuck back together at random. It veers from the absurd to the profound:
Q: A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
A: He climbed on a block of ice which had since melted.
Bad Joke Generator - here are a few of mine!
Where does Leslie go on holiday? The Book Islands
What's Leslie's favourite song? Sultans of Reading
What's Leslie's favourite book? Weirdness Of The D'Urbervilles
What's Leslie's favourite film? The Twin Man
Breaking news from two thousand years in the future - the Sci-Fi News Generator scrapes today's Yahoo news stories to extrapolate the intergalactic events of the 40th century.
Terran Sector
SIWYX - A top Venusian court said Wednesday it would review the indictment of 26 Phogons, mostly CIA agents — a move which could delay any start of trial for the 3903 kidnapping of a Thoughtcloud cleric.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - A Tritian lifeform who admitted shoplifting C$106 in razor blades has been awarded C$12,000 (5,300 megapounds) for injuries he suffered when he was tackled by automat security guards.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - Ejil is delivering small amounts of neodymium plasma to centrifuges that can enrich it to weapons-grade level and is running more than 1,300 centrifuge machines, according to an Interplanetary sub-atomic Waelor Rytueje document obtained Wednesday by Dap Kowulyj Podeips.
METUKIZAAW, Terra (FZP) - Steven Zude scored both goals in front of Terra overseer Steve Jes as Metukizaaw returned to the Mohyucebs top three with a 2-0 win over Dasiruipyn at Lulun on Wednesday.
Utilising the same parallel-universe news gathering methods as Sci-Fi News, Fantasy World News brings you the latest happenings from an unspecified fantasy realm, where the orcish army still occupies the Kurmak Caves as part of its ongoing War on Evil.
Orcish Realms
VALLEYLAVA REDSKY, Minos - Warlord Dreamtunnel Duststems said Wednesday that diplomatic efforts to resolve the standoff with the Kurmak Swamp over its disputed magical program are "working" and should be given a chance to succeed.
GEMGROVE - King Fieldair Grasshort told a courtary committee Wednesday the list of prisoners the centaurs want freed in exchange for a captured minotaur soldier "creates expectations we cannot meet," a meeting participant said.
GEMGROVE - A 86-year-old former teacher who risked her life to save more than 300 Redjade children from the Holdgems in Oozepool was granted honorary minotaur peasantship Wednesday at an emotional ceremony in which she was reunited with dozens of the people she rescued.
* my siblings and some friends of ours were trying to do some laundry, but kept getting distracted by my mom and grandma telling us to do more work ("ONE THING AT A TIME!" didn't work with them, unfortunately)
* some guy who looked remarkably like Teunis trying to infiltrate our ranks: at first, we thought it WAS him, so we were inclined to trust him!
* it wasn't until later that Sheena (with her extra-sensory powers) told us that this was really an evil alien version of my friend... unfortunately, he was kissing another one of us at the time and looked like he was enjoying himself immensely!
* we told the person to STOP KISSING HIM since he wasn't really who we thought he was - she wasn't convinced until we all blasted the fake Teunis with green and purple laser beams
* after a few seconds of this ultra-powerful treatment, he disintegrated into a blue alien... we tried questioning him, but he wouldn't give us much information, so we did a brain scan and then found out what we needed to know before we relished zapping him to death (apparently, he wasn't working for anyone - so we were relieved!)
* we got back to doing laundry, but the laundry machines were somehow located in a cupboard full of toys... there were real laundry machines, but we weren't allowed to use them!
* someone found a For Better or For Worse yellow comic book on the floor: it took us back to John and Ellie's early days with Michael and Elizabeth (who was apparently named after some schoolteacher ancestor of John's: Elizabeth Lee)
* the dog Farley made an appearance in this book, too: lots of surreal plotlines which weren't at all like the real-life strip!
* some of us had to go somewhere, but the toys and laundry wouldn't wait for anyone... the dream ended when we were busy trying to figure out how we could "go into" the comic book and spice up our lives by living those plotlines!
Possible triggers: cleaning up the toys in the toddler room on Sunday morning and afternoon, seeing ZEBRAMAN, thinking that I'm never going to hang out with Teunis (in a FRIENDLY WAY!), and seeing Alanis Morissette's YOU LEARN video recently (features her kissing a fireman mid-video!)
Hey, I found a whole lot of neat things from The Surrealist! Gotta watch surrealbot, for sure! I think I'll be spending a LOT of time on Space Adventures, which reminds me that I still haven't finished some dungeons... ack! Must finish those first!
Bilateral Thinking Puzzles are tedious old lateral-thinking chestnuts cut up and stuck back together at random. It veers from the absurd to the profound:
Q: A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
A: He climbed on a block of ice which had since melted.
Bad Joke Generator - here are a few of mine!
Where does Leslie go on holiday? The Book Islands
What's Leslie's favourite song? Sultans of Reading
What's Leslie's favourite book? Weirdness Of The D'Urbervilles
What's Leslie's favourite film? The Twin Man
Breaking news from two thousand years in the future - the Sci-Fi News Generator scrapes today's Yahoo news stories to extrapolate the intergalactic events of the 40th century.
Terran Sector
SIWYX - A top Venusian court said Wednesday it would review the indictment of 26 Phogons, mostly CIA agents — a move which could delay any start of trial for the 3903 kidnapping of a Thoughtcloud cleric.
MIUNODE, Terran Tygisav (Ded) - A Tritian lifeform who admitted shoplifting C$106 in razor blades has been awarded C$12,000 (5,300 megapounds) for injuries he suffered when he was tackled by automat security guards.
LAXETAAKUF, Frozo - Ejil is delivering small amounts of neodymium plasma to centrifuges that can enrich it to weapons-grade level and is running more than 1,300 centrifuge machines, according to an Interplanetary sub-atomic Waelor Rytueje document obtained Wednesday by Dap Kowulyj Podeips.
METUKIZAAW, Terra (FZP) - Steven Zude scored both goals in front of Terra overseer Steve Jes as Metukizaaw returned to the Mohyucebs top three with a 2-0 win over Dasiruipyn at Lulun on Wednesday.
Utilising the same parallel-universe news gathering methods as Sci-Fi News, Fantasy World News brings you the latest happenings from an unspecified fantasy realm, where the orcish army still occupies the Kurmak Caves as part of its ongoing War on Evil.
Orcish Realms
VALLEYLAVA REDSKY, Minos - Warlord Dreamtunnel Duststems said Wednesday that diplomatic efforts to resolve the standoff with the Kurmak Swamp over its disputed magical program are "working" and should be given a chance to succeed.
GEMGROVE - King Fieldair Grasshort told a courtary committee Wednesday the list of prisoners the centaurs want freed in exchange for a captured minotaur soldier "creates expectations we cannot meet," a meeting participant said.
GEMGROVE - A 86-year-old former teacher who risked her life to save more than 300 Redjade children from the Holdgems in Oozepool was granted honorary minotaur peasantship Wednesday at an emotional ceremony in which she was reunited with dozens of the people she rescued.
My new name under Kurt Vonnegut's Lonesome No More! scheme is:-
Leslie Hollyhock-16 Ng
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