Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Dream of biased food competitions and ripping up cards

I have no idea where this dream came from... although it appears that I'm back to dreaming about my online friends / contacts again!

* Sara (axbesm_starr) was having a baby inside a roomy elevator, and wanted a truly hideous name for her daughter: we convinced her to put it in the middle name slot

* she wanted to see her grandfather, but he was dying in another roomy elevator across the way from where we were... it would be a bad idea for him to meet his great-granddaughter before he died, since the baby would pick up the germs rather quickly, and maybe die herself within a few hours! (very delicate immune systems!)

* Sara's mom came by a little later to tell us that Grandpa had died, and we were all sad after that!

* my friends and I were transported to some basement room, where we could play an interactive video game - we could pick up silver and gold coins, and fling them at anything else within the fame without losing them!

* that only lasted a limited time, so we went back to real life... there was a number like 604-228-4202 on someone's Caller ID, which we somehow knew not to call since it was a scammer on the other end

* Twin Andrew asked me whether I wanted to rip up a stash of greeting cards he'd saved somewhere since it reminded him of unpleasant memories, even if he hadn't written in some of them yet

* I agreed, and saw yellow / brown / red / gold / white among the colors of the cards - we had such fun ripping them all up into little pieces and throwing them to the wind! (although we did feel a little guilty at the waste when it was too late to do anything about it)

* Eunice and her dad Richard showed up, and announced that we were going to have a food competition - we could have any coupons we liked to buy stuff, even!

* someone held up a page with a coupon for golden flour on it: "let's get Golden to buy what's indicated in the red text since it IS golden flour!" (instead of thinking that was lame as we'd normally do in waking life, we were all over that suggestion!)

* Uncle Richard sent these Mexicans to keep an eye on us to make sure we weren't doing anything against the rules... we noticed his favoritism creeping in (not even his daughter's team!), and complained to Eunice about it

* in turn, Eunice complained to the Mexicans, but was told rather brusquely that there was nothing they could do about it even if she was his daughter! ("There has to be a reason why he didn't choose your team to be the favorites!")

* we tried to get out of there, but the Mexicans were blocking all our access points with flaming swords... someone secretly activated a transporter field, which we all took advantage of - never mind the fruit and vegetables we left behind!

* we landed in a red-tiled room with velvet curtains - at first, we thought we were seeing double because there seemed to be a double Randal there! ("Does he have a twin? You would know..." "I don't think he does since he never mentioned it on his blogs, but that won't mean one doesn't exist!")

* Winnie told us that one of them was actually Randal's brother, but an almost-twin... he was pretty evil! (we couldn't really tell just by looking, but one had warm blood and the other had cold)

* we all laid down on the floor to decide what to do next - I could tell I was next to the real deal since his leg felt warm when he accidentally kicked me (that was a relief!)

* suddenly, someone signaled that they were next to the evil fake Randal, so we subdued him and transported him to the room where we'd come from (MUHAHAHAHA... let HIM deal with the Mexicans, swords, fruits, vegetables, papers, knives, and everything else! Certain death, that!)

* after that, someone asked where David M. was: he was in another corner of the room with Chung, and they were watching a homosexual drama unfold on the grassy stage (some of us were decidedly put off by that, heh)

* Steph wanted us to be crazy in order to distract some creepy guy from pursuing her (we couldn't sue the transporter field on him because that would give the evil one back to us since we'd have used it too much within half an hour, and we didn't want THAT)

* Winnie's baby Megan was crying so she picked her up and cooed at her: "Whose cigarette smoke is bothering you now, sweetie? Oh, it's probably Mommy's." (note: she doesn't smoke in real life!) Then she said: "Hey, you haven't met Auntie Stephanie yet! Here... hold her for a sec, Steph!" (of course Megan's met us all in real life!)

* my sister did that while Winnie finished her smoke, then handed her back... Winnie pointed out the sharp point below the baby's pacifier, saying that it contained phenobarbital to put the baby to sleep more easily

* we got an idea to use it on the creepy guy without his holding the baby, so Steph pretended to hold up the baby for him to admire, then JABBED that needle in right where it would hurt!

* the dream ended when he slowly slumped to the floor and fell down a stairwell - my sister said that it was a good thing it wasn't a hand date, or else she'd have been really nervous and angry too!

No, it doesn't make sense... but then, neither do the rest of my dreams!


You Are a Banana Split

Fruity, flavorful, and diverse.
Who can beat a true superstar?



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You certainly have this dating thing down - and you know how to charm most people.
And when your charm seems broken, just think back to what has worked in the past.
You have the tools to make almost anyone fall in love with you - you just have to put them into action.

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