Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Questions 3851-3900 of 5000 / Memegens

Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


3851. If there is a lotto with 50 numbers, and a player picks 6 numbers without repeating any, what are their chances of getting all 6 winning numbers? I hate math questions. :P

3852. If there were no laws and no rules, name 3 things you would do that you don't / wouldn't / can't do now? Thing #1 is too racy for this blog, thing #2 is something that my readership would frown upon, and thing #3 involves money. Not listing them for obvious reasons. :P

3853. It's a costume party. What will your costume be if the theme is:

the 70's? Hippie!
80's? A member of a hair band, haha.
under the sea? A mermaid.

3854. Have you ever wanted to release the lobsters from those tanks in restaurants and put them back in the sea? No, but Jamie W. probably has!

3855. How funky is your chicken? Very funky.
How loose is your goose? Looser than the average goose. ;)

3856. What's your favorite animal out of these: emu, otter, duck billed platypus, moose, skunk? Gimme the platypus.

3857. Priest, rabbi, or other religious leader, a judge, or a sea captain to perform your wedding? Priest.

3858. Do you think that it's okay for people to write their own wedding vows? Sure, why not?

3859. Rank these as places to be married. 1 = best.

Your House or Yard 5
The Beach 1
A Park 3
Disneyland 7
A Forest 6
A Catering Hall 8
Las Vegas 10
A church or temple 2
A Courthouse 4
On a Boat 9
On a Space Station 11

3860. The Earth is doomed. A giant asteroid is headed our way. It will decimate the planet in 3.2 days. You and your family own a space pod and you have room for 7 people from the list below. Everyone else dies. Who do you pick?

Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Joan Jett, John Denver, Baby Eve (the first human clone), Jennifer Lopez, Johnny Depp, George W. Bush, David Bowie, Charlton Heston, Ralph Nader, Moby, Jeff Bridges, Kelly Osbourne, Frank Zappa, Bill Clinton, Britney Spears, Osama Bin Laden, The Pope, Eminem, Madonna

Um, let's see... Orlando Bloom, Joan Jett, Johnny Depp, Moby, David Bowie, Kelly Osbourne, and Baby Eve. (Frank Zappa is already dead, or I'd save him!)

3861. Rank the following dead people in order of who you would like to spend the day with. 1 = you'd like to hang out with them the most.

Joan of Arc 5
Groucho Marx 10
John Lennon 3
Joey Ramone 4
Anton Levay 11
Tupac 9
Jack Kerouac 2
Aaliyah 8
John F. Kennedy 6
Lucille Ball 7
Jim Morrison 1

3862. If you could grant immortality to one person you know (can't be yourself) who would you give it to? You're going to make me choose?! Aiyoh. Okay, I pick Jen.

3863. If you could grant immortality to one person who you do not know personally, but know of (writer, politician, etc.)... who would you give it to? Al Jourgensen, mastermind behind formerly-industrial heavy metal legends Ministry, as well as a core member of techno / metal jokers Revolting Cocks, Jello Biafra's Lard, an as-of-yet unrecorded country-western band called Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters (which he still plans to record - possibly in 2005), and various and sundry other projects with oddball monikers like 1000 Homo DJs, PTP, Pailhead, and Acid Horse.

3864. Name a person you love: My grandma.
Name a person you admire: Katherine.
Name a friend: Eunice.
Name a relative: My cousin Yvonne.

If you had to condemn one of them to death to save the lives of the others, who would it be and why? That's so unfair! I'm not saying!

3865. Would you rather be one of Santa's elves or a dentist? One of Santa's elves.

3866. When you first meet people, what do you talk to them about? Original answer: "Usually, they do the talking." That doesn't answer the question, idiot! My answer: "Sports, music, how we are, that kinda thing."

3867. You have been invited to a party with any sports team in the world. Which one? The Vancouver Canucks, haha.

3868. Finish the sentences.

In a world where: everything had fallen to pieces...
He was: searching for answers...
She was: going through a lot of personal pain...
Together, they were: the ultimate couple for each other.

Why do so many movie trailers start off by saying "In a world.."? Maybe because they want the audience to be drawn into this fiction they create.

3869. Make up a superhero with really unhelpful powers: The Midas Touch Hero! Get him to turn everything you touch into gold!

3870. A couple of days ago, this guy won 14 million dollars and tried to donate 1 million to the Salvation Army. The Salvation Army turned the money down, saying they didn't want dirty gambling money. Did they do the right thing? No.

3871. If you had a spare million for charity work, who would you donate it to? I'm not sure.

3872. What's the craziest most shocking moment of rock and roll history that you can think of? Too many to choose from.

3873. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic... but if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder? There are different rules for war and such.

3874. What kind of punishment do you feel the following crimes deserve:

premeditated murder? Death sentence.
date rape? Death sentence.
drug sales? Jail and fines.
drug use? Jail and fines.
burglary? Jail and fines / restitution.

3875. If you could kiss anyone in the world on midnight at New Year's Eve, who would be the lucky one? I have NO idea. It's not like my life has any romantic prospects right now.. or will ever!

3876. You have just taken two sexy people prisoner because they found your hideout and you think they are spies. What do you do: kill them, hump them, or have crumpets and tea? Have crumpets and tea, then kill them.

3877. What is your New Year's Resolution? Don't make them.

3878. Should the U.S. focus more on the threat from N. Korea or Iraq? Iraq.

3879. Would you ever have plastic surgery? No, probably not... unless I suffered some severely debilitating accident or something.

3880. How can George Bush be considered a Christian when he's a war-monger and the Ten Commandments say do not kill? I have no idea... some gay people consider themselves Christians, so who knows.

3881. What is the most interesting premise for a reality TV show that you can think of? I don't know... I don't watch that stuff.

3882. Who is the Hollywood star next to die of a drug overdose? Whitney Houston.

3883. Do you find yourself caring a lot about online people, even if you haven't met or spoken to them off of the computer? Yes.

3884. When you hear the song Puff The Magic Dragon, what do you think? "Dragons! Yay! Pot! Not-quite-so-yay!"

3885. Let's give you a tarot reading. Go on, ask any question: Will I find the one I love?

first card: the reversed high priestess.

You may be expecting things to come too easily. You should be careful not to give up if they don't go your way. You're feeling a desire to escape, to withdraw into yourself. Shrug off your current lack of focus, and work diligently to achieve the goals you want.

second card: the reversed hanged man.

You shouldn't be close-minded with your situation. There are many alternatives and possible solutions to your problems. Try something new.

The last card: Justice.

What goes around comes around. Seek advice on the matters at hand from elders. Do healthy things, spiritually and physically.


Well, that didn't help... I don't believe in tarot, anyhow.

3886. What does "boo" mean, and how did it become a slang word of affection? You either say "Boo!" when you sneak up on someone and scare them / make an expression of strong disapproval or disagreement; or you call that special someone in your life "boo." The latter is Black American slang and is a corruption of the French "beau."

3887. How often do you stretch? Moderately often.

3888. Have you ever wished that you didn't have to be yourself? Not really.

3889. Would you rather wear shoes full of earthworms, or a hat full of spiders? ... shoes full of earthworms.

3890. What are some things that for most people go unsaid? "I love you," "I appreciate our friendship," etc.

3891. I said, "Play me the best song in the world." You put on: Led Zeppelin, Kashmir.

3892. What happened last year that you would like to forget? Stuff revolving around Palmer, Stephen, my mom...

3893. What are you not able to do alone? Watch scary stuff.

3894. Do you feel more connected to earth / air / fire / water, and why? Fire... it must be the dragon blood in me, hahaha.

3895. Which two words belong together, and why? Life, seawater, chocolate, blood, hairpiece. Life and blood, because lifeblood is a word.

3896. If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? Congress.

3897. Have you ever wanted to meet the inspectors with the numbers for names (i.e. inspected by 36)? Not really.

3898. Who is the most thought-provoking person you know, and why? Dylan, because he usually takes our discussions into the realms of the almost-philosophical.

3899. If you could change 1 thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why? I wouldn't change a thing.

3900. What is the most bizarre thing you've ever done? I'm not sure. I don't take many risks at all.


What Britney Spears Song Are You? by justme19
Username:
You are:Everytime
What it means:I need a man.
Your thoughts:"I'm going to kill myself."
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Leslie's random George Bush quote:


QuizGalaxy.com!


"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."


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What makes you get up and dance? by SexAddict
Name
Age
Color (any)
What makes you dance?Music
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God Says you must change your ways! by graphictruth
Your First Name
Your Age
Your Gender
Your Current Sexual Preference
New First NameCantor
Age of partner(s)26
New GenderNeuter
New Sexual PreferenceDominant Bi
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Heh, I like how this quiz assumes that poly people are promiscuous... since we all know they ARE by definition! ;)


Your Cool Death (with even newer ways of dying) by Final Fantasy
Name
age
hair color
date of deathMay 9, 2009
cool deathbiking accident (ran into an elephant)
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Your pleasure source||.V2. by SexAddict
Name
Sex
Your pleasure-getting source:Discovery Channel
How many times this pleasure will take place:Bimonthly
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Your classic rock song by SexAddict
Username
Favorite band
Song is:Led Zeppelin, Black Dog
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Always liked that one. :D


How good are you at your favorite pastime? by bluekoala
Name
Colour
Favorite pastimeShopping
How good: 9%
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Not really...


What kind of notebook are you? by bluekoala
Name
Colour
Type of NotebookA notebook of a list of all the books someone has read their entire life
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That is SOOOOO fitting, since I like to read lists AND books! :D


Which Ultimate Disney Villain Are You? by justme19
Username
You are...
The sequel after you are defeated...is all right. In the end you win, which is a relief for you, but the rest of the audience is a bit bummed that the good Disney dude got blasted into smithereens.
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How fake are you? by SexAddict
Username
Hair Color
Fakeness: 40%
Why you are this fakeYou cannot trust people
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What is your addiction? by SexAddict
Username
Addiction isAlcohol
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Despite what certain people think, this is NOT true! :P


How good is your journal? by America_Mamushi
Username...
Gender...
How often do you update on average...
How much of your journal is entertaining: 45%
And the rest?Is just boring
Quiz created with MemeGen!


.... oh man. This is right on the mark of what Spoz's assessment of this blog was once. o_O


Why is this a friends-only journal?
by ericthelesser3
Username
Favorite Color
Why you aren't allowed hereYou're the creator of pop-up windows.
Why you should leaveYour slavemaster beckons.
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This is SOOOO not friends-only, since this is on Blogger. However, I find it interesting to note that an IE pop-up window JUST appeared now. Spooky, as Darren would say... o_O


All About You by justme19
Username
BirthdayFebruary 15, 2006
Hair / Eye ColorBlonde / Grey
Your friends say you are:tall
Best quality:your awesome taste in music.
Worst quality:you cry at little things.
You die:completely alone and miserable. but at least you have your Beanie Babies to comfort you.
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What do you NEED? by SexAddict
Username
Gender
You need:To do more memes
When you should get it:Tomorrow
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Already working on that one. ;)


Are you half the man you used to be? by SexAddict
Name
Age
Hmm..Yes
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Nice Nirvana reference!


Your Miss America Experience by justme19
Username:
Your state:Kentucky
Others competing:44
Your talent:piano
The judges are:looking for improvement
You Score (1-10):nine
And the winner is...Rhode Island
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Who are you *really*? by SexAddict
Full Name
Age
Height (inches)
You are...A Whore
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...I think not! o_O


Your Personal Clown by justme19
Username
Your balloon is in the shape of a...giraffe!
The clownAlvin
He is depressed because...no one likes him.
You comfort him by...performing a tapdance.
The clown is...very annoyed by you, and would like you to get run over by a truck.
When you get home, you...listen to German rock. (headbanging optional)
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Like Rammstein? :D


What food are you most like by SexAddict
Username
Gender
You are...Beef
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Your Vacation... by America_Mamushi
Your Name/Username...
Your Gender...
You travel to...Kyrgyzstan
Number of days you stay...19
Amount of Money Spent...$1,374
Number of souvenirs bought...20
What happened?You buy a candy bar and find a golden ticket! Long story short, you inherit a candy factory!
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HAHAHA, yeah... I wish! :P


A Day At The Park by justme19
Username
You go withyour mannequin
You play onthe swings
You eatgrapes
You drinkCoke
You arecrazy
Number of germs on you995,906
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Inner Serial Killer by Magmadona
Name
Birthday
Serial KillerAlbert Fish
Number Killed29
Famous ForKilling innocent hitchhikers and cutting off their hands
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Not really... this is what he was famous for and how many he killed!

I had to take this one for obvious reasons, heh heh. ;)


Celebrity At Your Birthday Party
by rabid_phantasma
Your Name
Your Birthday
Your Celebrity GuestMarilyn Manson
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