Eating Fruit, New Pope, Food For Thought

Eat your fruit today! (even if you're in a pro-scurvy community :P)

We have a new pope! Cardinal Ratzinger, Benedict XVI.

More info from Wikipedia.

I've been reading my friendsfriends list for the news, too.




This is from my friendsfriends list, too:

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises. (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. (I don't even want to think about that one!)

Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily, you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.


HAVE A GREAT DAY...


...and wash your damn hands!


Man, is this song (the Dave Brockie Experience's Washing Yourself) ever appropriate.... ;)