I learned how to kill someone with a penis today...

No, it does not involve childbirth in perilous times / disease / anything else along those lines. :P

Last night, Corey brought up a movie which made a girl stop dating / talking to another person entirely. I had to ask why that was, and he told me about Soul Vengeance. Said he might watch it, which he did as he was falling asleep. He brought it up again today, and of course I was still interested in knowing the murder method. I share it with you all here in the interests of quirkiness. ;)


Basically, Soul Vengeance is a "blaxploitation" movie... lots of pimps (70's style) whores, black people as criminals that hate "the man," etc. Anyway, the evil cops catch this huge drug dealer / pimp (who later complains about being convicted while not committing any crime???), but... the cops try to cut his dick off as they arrest him for some reason.

While in jail, apparently the cops did something to the prisoner; the combination of the penis attack and the experiments made him able to make his penis really, really long. (which isn't explained until the end)

So he murders the people that sent him to jail by looking really mad and breathing hard, which makes his penis go all the way across the room and wrap itself around people's necks. :P He gets into the houses to kill these people by unzipping his pants in front of their wives, then they go into a trance and let him kill their husbands. :P

Overall... a lame movie, but the ending scenes are probably worth watching. :P

Yup, gotta love friends who tell you that kind of thing... you never know when it might come in handy. ;)

I've known him for almost three years now.. he's a riot! :D