Monday, March 15, 2004

Sammy J. Peppers hot sauces!

Note: I went back to a certain message board (for the first time in a few months) to check certain details of this post. I'm not going back there unless I absolutely have to.. hope you're happy! :D

I was just looking at the hot sauce price list menu that I got from Sammy J. Peppers a couple of years ago when we celebrated my brother's birthday, and I must say that there are quite a lot of them. Yes, I like spicy hot stuff, but it's doubtful I'll be trying them all. There is a website on the back of this menu, so I guess you could go there. Don't know what it has on there, though, as I've never visited it myself. But man.. I do like some of these names! (the ones I really like are bolded)

Hot sauces galore!

Ring of Fire
Habanero (original)... $14.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Chipotle... $14.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Habanero (extra hot)... $14.99 (5-pepper spiciness)


Ass Kickin'
Ass Blaster... $8.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Cajun... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness) [I've tried this.. not too bad]
Horseradish... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Roasted Garlic... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Steak Sauce... $8.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Candy Ass... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Kick Yo Ass... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness) [I've tried this as well.. not as spicy as I would have liked]
Peanuts... $8.99 (4-pepper spiciness)

(Note: My mother saw these "Ass-Kickin' Sauces" at the mall in 2001, and told us that she was shocked at the name of the hot sauce: "It was called Kick Your Butt! What kind of a name is that?" My brother and I politely held our laughter until we were downstairs. :D)


Sammy's Favourites
Bustelo's (habanero / chipotle)... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Cholula... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Da Bomb... $9.49 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Florida Heat... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Georgia Peach & Vidalia Onion... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Hot N' Honey... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Jim Beam... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Possible Side Effects... $13.99 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Scorned Woman... $14.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Spank My Ass & Call Me Sally... $8.49 (3-pepper spiciness)
Spicy Chesapeake C-Food Sauce... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Tamarindo Bay Steak Sauce... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)


Blairs
Original Death Sauce... $8.49 (4-pepper spiciness)
After Death Sauce... $9.49 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Hot Pot... $9.49 (2-pepper spiciness)
Smokin' Hot Pot... $10.49 (2-pepper spiciness)


The List
9 1/2 Weeps Hot Passion... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
911... $8.49 (4-pepper spiciness)
A Taste of Thai Garlic Chile Pepper... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Acid Rain... $8.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Amazon Pepper Fiery Red... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Another Bloody Day in Paradise... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Asbirin... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Backfire... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Bad Girls In Heat... $9.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Billy Bones Hog Breath... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Bite Me... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Blackburn's Powderkeg... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Blowout - Take it Like A Man... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Bobarosa's Scorpion Stinger Juice... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Brother Bru-Bru... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Buffalo Mexican Hot Sauce... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Busho Browne's (spicy jerk / pukka hot)... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Butt Twister... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Caboom... $8.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Capital Punishment... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Caribbean Condiment... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Chef Shakhi's Raging Inferno... $7.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Chili Addict... $8.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Chili Today... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Cindy's Sultry Temptation... $8.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Congo... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Contempt of Court... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Craig's (red / green)... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage... $8.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Cyanide DOA... $13.50 (4-pepper spiciness)
Dat'll Do It Pepper Sauce... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Dragon Fire... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Endorphin Rush... $7.99 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Fifi's Nasty Little Secret... $9.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Flaming Ass Red... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Florida Road Kill... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Gator Road Squeezins... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Gibb's Bottled Hell (12 oz)... $12.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Heinie Hurtin... $8.49 (2-pepper spiciness)
Hell Sauce Scotch Bonnet... $7.99 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Holy Shit... $8.99 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Hot Bitch At The Beach... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Hot Buns At The Beach... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Hot Lava... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Hot Licks... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Hot 'n' Horny... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Hotroid... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Hotsy Totsy XXX... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
House of Blues... $8.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Inner Beauty... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Ingleby Farms Mesquite BBQ... $8.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Jamaica Hellfire... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Jamaica 911... $9.49 (4-pepper spiciness)
Jump Up and Kiss Me... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Kiss of Fire... $8.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Kitten's Big Banana... $9.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Kryptonite... $7.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Last Rites... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Lawyer's Breath... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Liquid Ax... $7.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Mad Dog Inferno... $7.99 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
MadKat... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Melinda's... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Mo Hotta Mo Betta... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Monica's Down on Your Knees... $9.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Mr. Mark's Original Jerk Sauce... $8.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Nate-Dog's Killer Wing Sauce... $9.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
NFL Sauces... $8.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Pain & Suffering XXX Rated Sauce... $7.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Pass the Sauce... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Pleasure & Pain XXX... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Poots... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Pure Hell (7 oz)... $14.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Rasta Fire... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Rectal Rocket Fuel... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Red Hot Mama... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Red Lightnin'... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Red Rectum Revenge... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Redneck Gourmet Tailpipe... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Rehoboth Beach Boardwalk... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Riproar... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Screaming Demon... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Screaming Rasta Lost in Boiling Lake... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Smoke My Ass Slick Willy... $8.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
S'OlE... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Spontaneous Combustion... $8.49 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Squirt... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Submission... $11.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Suck 'n' Duck... $8.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Sultan's Main Squeeze... $9.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Tahiti Joe's... $8.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Texas Tongue Torch... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
The Big Blaster... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
The Ultimate Burn... $7.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
The Widow... $9.49 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)
Titanic Salsa (15 oz)... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
This Is Hot... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Three Banditos... $7.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Tiger Sauce... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Tongue's On Fire... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Tropical Chili... $8.49 (1-pepper spiciness)
Vampire... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Willowbrook Drive Road Kill... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Who Gives a Rat's Ass... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Wrong Number... $9.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
You Can't Handle This Sauce... $7.99 (5-pepper spiciness!!!)


Café Tequila
Cayenne Red Hot... $15.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Creamy Jalapeno... $15.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Citrus Habanero... $15.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
BBQ Sauce... $15.99 (1-pepper spiciness)
Steak Sauce... $15.99 (1-pepper spiciness)


Dave's Insanity
Cool Cayenne... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Crazy Caribbean... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Garlic Chile... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Jammin' Jerk... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Ginger Peach... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Gourmet Insanity... $8.99 (5-pepper spiciness) (my brother gave this one to me for Christmas 2001, and it is HOT!)
Hurtin' Habanero... $7.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Private Reserve... $27.99 (6-pepper spiciness!!!!)
Total Insanity... $8.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
Salsa / Pickles... $8.99 / $13.99 (4-pepper spiciness)


Iguana
Mean Green... $6.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Red Cayenne... $6.99 (3-pepper spiciness)
Gold... $6.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
Radioactive... $7.99 (4-pepper spiciness)
XXX... $6.99 (3-pepper spiciness)


Ass
In Antarctica... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
In Hell... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
In Space... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)
In The Tub... $7.99 (2-pepper spiciness)

(note: I used to have all of these except the "Ass In Hell".. got them as a combo deal on Boxing Day 2002 for 40% off, I believe)

Now, I'd like to try some of those listed.. even the very spicy ones! Wooyeah! :D

What's with the jump in price of pepper bottles? The small one goes for $19.99, and the medium one goes for $39.99.. but then the large one goes for $119.99, and the extra-large one goes for $139.99. Who knows.. maybe pepper mills get very pricey to produce once they reach a certain size.

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