Caucasian men / "Foie gras" as "forge" / Complicated directions / Legendary dung! / Toast

Geoffrey emailed us some directions to his place, and they sound really complicated. I don't do those very well, even if Eric would be with me - yet another reason not to go tonight, haha!


My sister had lunch with Grandma today, and this is a hilarious conversation they had:

Grandma: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Steph: Nope!
Grandma: Aiya... what about the men at work? Are they all married? You're running out of time. Do you prefer Chinese or Caucasian?
Steph: Whities!!
Grandma: Ooh... be careful. Caucasian men are hard to keep satisfied.

HAHAHAHA! Like Steph said, HOW WOULD SHE KNOW?! Mom also emailed my sister to say that Grandma had something called "forge." My sister clarified this English FAIL by saying that "forge" was really FOIE GRAS. Oh dear.


After a few tries, I finally got the LEGENDARY DUNG in the Death Desert, for 50 experience points and a special sound effect! "Oh my! This is the Legendary Dung, which is said to be dung, but also NOT dung!"

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