Regan, Rhodendra, Riddle, and Rodana

The computer just restarted! This is from What Not to Name Your Baby by Joe Borgenicht.

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Rachel: A hairdresser's dream client who always has a story about her crazy friends and hunky husband.

Rainbow: The proud banner of the homosexual community. That's not a pot of gold you'll find at the end!

Raine: The Christian name of the Countess Spencer, stepmother of the late Diana, Princess of Wales. Known to Her Royal Highness and her brother as Acid Raine.

Rave: A dance party held in a warehouse or field populated by strangely-dressed preteens high on illicit drugs, and fixated on glow-in-the-dark sticks. May lead to a life of DJ-ing.

Raven: A large, black bird with an ear-splitting call. It enjoys eating roadkill, and stealing shiny, worthless trinkets.

Rayette: A really small piece of sunshine.

Rayna: The stuff that falls in Spaina, but mostly on the plaina.

Regan: A weapon used by science fiction war heroes in futuristic films of the '50s, '60s, and '70s. Gave way to the more powerful Laysure in the early '80s.

Rhiannon: Subject of that Fleetwood Mac song.

Rhodendra: Lacking the pleasant scent of its cousin, Rhododendron, Rhodendra was never popular with gardeners.

Rhys: A type of monkey popular for use in horrific medical experimentation.

Riddle: A grown man who enjoys wearing brightly-colored Spandex bodysuits pulled up past his navel, while spouting annoying rhymes.

Riley: The bespectacled centre square.

Rodana: Along with Mothra and Gamera, this giant flying reptile terrorized Japan for many years before being defeated by Godzilla.

Rosebud: A slightly burned Christmas sleigh.

Rumer: It's not a confirmed fact, it hasn't come through official channels, it's a...