It feels strange not to do the poo facts! / Vampires, personality, and Sasuke

It feels strange not having the poo facts to do - and I still say I should have asked WHY people (dis)liked the poo facts in those polls. Oh well. *sigh*

If You Were a Vampire on Forever Knight by hearts_blood
Name
Gender	MaleFemale
Your Master	is Javier Vachon.
Your Mortal Enemy	is Janette DuCharme.
Your Lover	is Tracy Vetter.
You like to hang out	at the precinct.
Your blood of choice	is cow. Drinking human blood is evil.
Your greatest desire	is to be independent. No strings on me!

Your personality based on your name by NotxaxLesbian
Name
Others think you are...	Annoying
You see yourself as...	Someone who always makes the right choices
IQ	18
You are very...	Talented
You could be more...	Hygenic
You are ___ likable	26%

There's so much WRONG with this one!

Sasuke, Gaara, or Neji? by DigimonGoddess15
Name:
Age:
Who likes you?	Sasuke
Does he tell you?	Yes
Who gets jealous?	Sasuke
Do they fight?	No ma'am
Who wins?	Sasuke
Does someone else there like you?	Maybe! ;)
What's your ninja name?	Cherry
The 3 guys think you're...	Cute!
Who do you make out with?	Sasuke

So Sasuke gets jealous of himself, and fights with himself? HAHAHA, SO WRONG!