Gage, Gaylord, God, and Gulliver
Not having lunch with my mom's food people, since I have a lot of rice to use for my own purposes! Besides, I need to do something else which I was ranting to Corey about, haha. On another note, redrum is here again... yikes. :P
This is from What Not to Name Your Baby by Joe Borgenicht.
Gabriel: The archangel who informed Mary of the virgin birth. Also the van-driving, sunglass-wearing leader of an obscure religious sect with a compound in the desert.
Gage: A device that enables the measurement of air, water, and other things.
Gannon: A rainbow-colored artillery piece.
Garland: Could become a pill-popping cross-dresser with a soaring soprano.
Garrison: Will annoy his friends by forcing them to stage radio variety shows in the backyard. Also will speak incessantly about some creepy lake that no one can find on the map.
Gates: No amount of money will make this boy attractive to women.
Gatlin: A special soul food made from cat intestines.
Gavin: Jaunty captain who piloted a cruise full of dysfunctional singles to Acapulco every Friday night in the late '70s and early '80s.
Gaye: An old name that unfortunately will no longer be associated with "happy."
Gaylord: Oh, who are you kidding? Why would you saddle a child with this?
General: Neighbor children will lose sleep over whether your bossy child will assign them to KP.
George: The first U.S. president and a dragon slayer.
German: A studious and hardworking child who, not being satisfied with the size of his room, will be prone to annexing other rooms in the house.
Gideon: The owner of all hotel Bibles.
Gilligan: Little buddy of a barrel-chested sailor and rumored petit ami of the movie star.
God: Ruler of the universe. Child may become confused when asked to spell his name with an em-dash in Hebrew school.
Goody: His name will be called with delight by older women who smell like talcum powder.
Grant: To give or acknowledge. Child may tend to have an affinity for charity or public radio stations.
Grover: A sweet, but somewhat dim-witted child with an inexplicable medical condition that causes strange blue hair growth and a croaky voice.
Gulliver: A man who is big when others are small, and small when others are big.
Gusty: Will be prone to uncontrollable and embarrassing attacks of flatulence.
This is from What Not to Name Your Baby by Joe Borgenicht.
Gabriel: The archangel who informed Mary of the virgin birth. Also the van-driving, sunglass-wearing leader of an obscure religious sect with a compound in the desert.
Gage: A device that enables the measurement of air, water, and other things.
Gannon: A rainbow-colored artillery piece.
Garland: Could become a pill-popping cross-dresser with a soaring soprano.
Garrison: Will annoy his friends by forcing them to stage radio variety shows in the backyard. Also will speak incessantly about some creepy lake that no one can find on the map.
Gates: No amount of money will make this boy attractive to women.
Gatlin: A special soul food made from cat intestines.
Gavin: Jaunty captain who piloted a cruise full of dysfunctional singles to Acapulco every Friday night in the late '70s and early '80s.
Gaye: An old name that unfortunately will no longer be associated with "happy."
Gaylord: Oh, who are you kidding? Why would you saddle a child with this?
General: Neighbor children will lose sleep over whether your bossy child will assign them to KP.
George: The first U.S. president and a dragon slayer.
German: A studious and hardworking child who, not being satisfied with the size of his room, will be prone to annexing other rooms in the house.
Gideon: The owner of all hotel Bibles.
Gilligan: Little buddy of a barrel-chested sailor and rumored petit ami of the movie star.
God: Ruler of the universe. Child may become confused when asked to spell his name with an em-dash in Hebrew school.
Goody: His name will be called with delight by older women who smell like talcum powder.
Grant: To give or acknowledge. Child may tend to have an affinity for charity or public radio stations.
Grover: A sweet, but somewhat dim-witted child with an inexplicable medical condition that causes strange blue hair growth and a croaky voice.
Gulliver: A man who is big when others are small, and small when others are big.
Gusty: Will be prone to uncontrollable and embarrassing attacks of flatulence.
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