Thursday, May 28, 2009

Peanut butter and bananas are nightmares for atheists!

High-scoring words of the night so far:

HATBAND (512 points) - against William B. [two 4W, 2W]
DAYROOM (624 points) - against Deborah L. [two 4W, 5L on Y] {then she deleted the game... MUHAHAHAHA!}
YURT (200 points) - against Leah D. [4W, 5W]
UNEASE (150 points) - against Teresa R. [two 5W]
JAUP (320 points) - against Saskia L. [5W, 4W] {a good deficit-erasing word!}
THEORY (240 points) - against George M. [two 4W]


Banana: The Atheist's Nightmare - sent to me by Corey. "It's Kirk Cameron and some other dorkwad showing that they're not very smart about bananas. Do they help or hinder the cause of denying evolution? They have another one about peanut butter that's also totally wrong."

[21:44:01] Corey: well, anyway, that video is Kirk Cameron trying to prove that evolution doesn't exist because God perfectly created a banana to fit in a human hand
[21:45:16] Corey: buuuuuut... the bananas you buy in a store, which is what they're using, are about the most man-made fruit there is :P they've been carefully designed to be the proper shape, and they're even all basically clones of the same exact banana tree... I don't remember the details, but for some reason it's hard to grow bananas, so they have some strain of it they keep cloning and reusing..
[21:50:09] Corey: the peanut butter one is something like "well, we just opened this jar of peanut butter, and no new life jumped out, therefore evolution doesn't exist"
[21:51:22] Corey: since the theory is that life began as little amino acids and then single-cell organisms that came out of primordial ooze, they say peanut butter is the same thing (uh, what? :P), and if you keep opening jars of peanut butter, if evolution is real, some new animal will jump out of the jar
[21:51:56] Corey: I guess if I thought that's what evolution meant, I'd try to deny it too... I don't want monsters in my peanut butter! :P


Leslie's just got their Not So Care Bear Name. I just got my Not So Care Bear Name. It's Bad Luck Bear.

Leslie's just got their Brazilian Name. I just got my Brazilian Name. It's Isabelle Santos.

Leslie just took the Are You A Serial Killer Quiz and is Not a serial killer. I am Not a serial killer. You don't have any killer tendencies in you. You are so innocent, you might even be a vegetarian. (Me, a vegetarian? HAHAHAHA!)

Leslie just took the Which Bed Are You Quiz and is Four-Poster Bed. I am a Four-Poster Bed. Just like the four-poster bed, you are refined and elegant.


Facebook quizzes taken from Sarah G., Jamie D., Gretchen, Gabriel, Becky, Hien, and Billie:

Leslie completed the quiz "What Sailor Moon Sailor Scout are you?" with the result Sailor Moon. You are Sailor Moon! The carefree and sometimes clumsy heroine that always saves the day! You may not be good at school or have any major talents. You can be a glutton who is sometimes ditsy, but when it comes down to it, you'll always come to the rescue! You're always willing to sacrifice yourself for those you care about.

Leslie completed the quiz "Which New Kid on the Block should you marry?" with the result Danny Wood. Oh Oh Oh, You're a Danny Girl! You admire the way his family is most important. You love how he carries on his Mom's memory by raising money for breast cancer... plus his hot muscles and tattoos get you going, too!!!

Leslie took the Which Orisha are you? quiz and the result is You are Olokun! It's funny to say, but you have a sense of belonging to absolutely everything, from the smallest creature (an ant or a mite) to the largest of organisms - the universe, or the heart of a blue whale. Not only that, you can imagine anything and in fact, it's hard to sleep sometimes because the universe seems to live inside your head. People seem strange to you, and relationships that meet this complexity with any kind of evenness are rare. I wouldn't say you're a loner because people are drawn to you, but you like to be alone. In the dark. Where it's quiet. Where your thoughts and the energy of the universe can move freely through you without interruption. You are DEFINITELY involved in some sort of creative outlet, probably writing, performing, or some other complex thing that apparently makes no sense to make money doing, but you will find a way if you haven't already. You have to express the sometimes very dark depths of yourself that emerge. You are OLOKUN!

Leslie completed the quiz "how dirty is your mind?" with the result innocent. You are not dirty-minded, not even a little.

Leslie just took the "Riddle me this?" quiz and the result is Super Clever! WOW! You are very clever and have a good mind for figuring things out. Why are you taking online quizzes anyway? You're better than this!

Leslie just took the "Which badminton player are you?" quiz and the result is Taufik Hidayat. Laid-back personality. Very dangerous player when he plays well. A former Olympic champion in Athens.

Leslie took the How Asian Are You? quiz and the result is 0% Asian. You are in no way Asian at all. (HAHAHAHAHA!)

Leslie took the What kind of ethnicity should you be dating? quiz and the result is Asian. Chicken Chow Yummy, you just can't resist those cute little eyes and adorable personalities, can you? =) (Not really... I'm more attracted to Caucasians. :P)

Leslie took the Personality traits by birth month quiz and got the result: September.

September: Suave and compromising
Careful, cautious, and organized
Likes to point out people's mistakes
Likes to criticize
Quiet, but able to talk well
Calm and cool
Kind and sympathetic
Concerned and detailed
Trustworthy, loyal, and honest
Does work well
Sensitive
Thinking
Good memory
Clever and knowledgeable
Loves to look for information
Must control oneself when criticizing
Able to motivate oneself
Understanding
Secretive
Loves sports, leisure, and traveling
Hardly shows emotions
Tends to bottle up feelings

Leslie just took The Impossible Quiz and got 7 out of 11 correct for a score of 64%. 50,471 people have taken it so far. You barely passed!

Leslie completed the quiz "Which LOLcat are you?" with the result Dumb Cat. You has the dumb. You is not a blond kitteh, but today you has the dumb. Maybe tomorrow you have the brain.


Poo nugget for Thursday, May 28: The Lap of Luxury - INAX's Luscence Advanced Toilet Seat may be one of the most advanced toilet seat systems around. It combines advanced technological functions such as a wireless remote control allowing the user to adjust the temperature and pressure of the water spray, a heated seat, twin self-cleaning nozzle jets that retract smoothly and completely into the unit when not activated (including one specifically designed with a softer spray for women), and a warm air blow-dryer which ensures the user leaves the bathroom feeling fresh and clean. Toilet seats like these may make you never want to get off your throne!

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