Parmesan is strong, man... / Moist Toilet Paper

\Went to the clinic again since I figured my health was more important than computer time at the library... a bleeding ear is BAD even when blocked by stuff. However, it was after they accepted walk-ins, but they let me in anyway. The doctor did remove blood clots, and set up an appointment for me tomorrow afternoon. I was deterred by the rain from going to the library. Good decision, as Eric called later and wanted to see about my monitor issue. He kindly replaced it for me while making references to a strong cheese smell (my Parmesan Butter rice), and evil cackling. We discussed evil people, Saturday's hiking program, and emails too. I sent one out about conflict, and finally paid my Shaw bill. (my bank has a Facebook page and a Twitter feed?!)


Leslie's just got their Goth Name. I just got my Goth Name. It's Cytheria the Conflicted.

Leslie just took the How Will You Make Your First Million Quiz. I will make my first million by Stealing Britney Spears maternity underwear and selling them on eBay. (EWWWWW!)

Leslie's just got their Celtic Name. I just got my Celtic Name. It's Sine Hammel.

Leslie's just got their Binary Name. I just got my Binary Name. It's 1001100 1100101 1110011 1101100 1101001 1100101 1001110 1100111.

Leslie's just got their Aztec Name. I just got my Aztec Name. It's Tacapantzin.

Leslie just took the How Much Have You Spent On Underwear Quiz. I have spent $570.25 on underwear in my life.


Facebook quizzes taken from Kelly, Gretchen, and Candace:

Leslie took the What badass movie character are you? quiz and the result is Maximus. Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And you will have your vengeance, in this life or the next. These words alone put you high on the list of badasses.

Leslie completed the quiz "What is your life symbol?" with the result the Phoenix. You are the Phoenix. Sometimes, you let yourself fall down into your ashes, but you always find the strength to come back. Just follow your heart and you will make it to your ultimate goal in life. =3.

Leslie just took the "what tattoo best suits you!" quiz and the result is sweet and innocent. You're kind and caring, and just want little delicate tattoos.

Leslie just took Which Famous People Share A Birthday With You. Born on 17 September are Wade Robson, Mark Brunell, Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson, John Ritter, Ken Kesey, Anne Bancroft, Roddy McDowall, and Frederick Ashton.

Leslie just took Ice Cream Personality Quiz. Leslie loves Ice Cream. Leslie Ng loves flavour Strawberry... below is the analysis. You can be on the quiet side, but that's because you're a dreamer. You have a great imagination that makes you rock at anything creative!

Leslie just took the Birthday Colors quiz. According to the date of birth, everybody has their own birthday color. The suitable birthday colors for Leslie Ng is: Lime. Below is the analysis result: You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You cant get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

Leslie just took Color and Your Sexuality Quiz. Leslie just analysed the relation between color and sexuality. Leslie Ng loves color Blue, and below is the analysis: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art, and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

Leslie just get their perfect match criteria based on the zodiac. For Leslie Ng who have zodiac Virgo, here are their perfect match criteria: Perfect Partners: Taurus, Capricorn
Nearly Perfect Partners: Cancer, Scorpio
Like-Minded Souls: Virgo
Opposites You're Attracted To: Aries, Aquarius
Learn From Your Differences: Leo, Libra
Not Your Destiny: Gemini, Sagittarius
Astrological Hell: Pisces

Leslie just took the "What Disney Princess are you?" quiz and the result is Belle. Congratulations! You are Belle! Brains and Beauty? Oh yes. You are a girl who can be found in the library, just as much as you could be running around on a hill. You have a wonderful imagination and love telling, hearing, and reading stories. You probably write or do something else creative to have an outlet for your broad imagination. You love reading and understanding things. People usually come to you for help on their problems and you do your best to find out for them. You are very smart and non-comformist; after all, you know enough to make up your own mind and not follow someone else's. You can be a loner if you want, though you love to help people. You're probably not shy, and share your opinion even in tight situations. You are a free-thinker and quite stubborn. You don't judge by looks, but by the heart of a person. This is greatly appreciated, and often makes it so you don't miss out on the truly wonderful people, and are not stuck with jerks.

You Are Not An Exhibitionist

You're happy with who you are, and you don't need other people's affirmations to prove it. You don't really like excess attention, and you prefer to blend in with the crowd. You are modest and humble. You don't make a big fuss out of your accomplishments. You prefer to fly under the radar. The people who matter most will like you no matter what.

Are You an Exhibitionist?

Poo nugget for Wednesday, May 13: Some Things Are Better When Wet - Moist toilet paper was first introduced by Kimberly-Clark in the United Kingdom in the 1990s and in the United States in 2001, two countries in which bidets are rare. It is designed to clean better than dry toilet paper after defecation, and may also prove useful for women during menstruation.