I patted his face... I didn't put maxipads on it!

Bingos of the night:

CROOKEST (68 points) - against Raymond
POKIEST (78 points) - against Karla M.


Once Dallas and Jon finished moving a bunch of stuff into my apartment, it was off to the liquor store for us! We saw organic beer, lots of expensive Scotch like Glenfiddich (for a friend who just got back from Montreal), and bought LA FIN DU MONDE / Tin Whistle Chocolate Cherry porter / Hop Head beers. Our clerk saw Jon's Daniel Fellowship shirt, so asked about it - we congratulated him on remaining sober for 20.5 years. In the car later, we figured that some people did that for the challenge and to prove to themselves that they could do it - more power to them! Discussed the falafel / turkey club at Sophie's Cosmic Café, distinctive voices in a Toronto group, insomnia, vests, Harmony being introverted (but getting REALLY talkative on one beer), Christon, confidence in speaking to others, and how much stuff Dallas would take to Toronto tomorrow. Got to the townhouse and discussed wine, honey, green apple gum, lemon juice, hummus, Jen, hockey / baseball pools, burping, perverts, bitter melon casserole as a joke dish, and the First Original Science (band) - almost everyone but Jeremy / Nathan / Jon wouldn't like or appreciate the random music on Sunday! (let's loop it and see how long it takes for everyone to go crazy! :P)

Mom told Dallas that the household was very particular about expiry dates - for sure! We also talked about the TV show MEDIUM (dreaming of a carjacking!), how Dallas' mom was coping since late February, swimsuits, and a news story about someone who murdered his mom and now wants part of her estate. My sibs, Dallas, and I talked about Dallas' dish stacking, muffins, Dragon Ball, sleeping, vegetables, Friday's barbecue, exams, pineapples, ice cream, getting ripped off, CRIMINAL MINDS, funerals, every phone call being Harmony (it was really Auntie Gloria), Eunice / SLB.

I mentioned seeing Auntie Grace on Facebook - Dallas contributed someone's nervous farting during an exam, and the MCAT. Saw a picture of Steph with two beers - that led to Strongbow tasting deceivingly sweet, and our parents being the proud owners of a year-long gym pass! Yay for them! I told Mom that I'd seen a picture of her and a gigantic lobster on Facebook - they probably ate it while I was in Chilliwack... oh well. We watched baseball, hockey, the news, sports coverage, and learned about Sean Avey's lacerated spleen!


Classic mishearings of the night:

1. Mom: "So how is your mom coping, Dallas?"
Dallas: "Oh, she cooks pretty well..."
Steph: "... she said COPING!"
*me, Jon, and Dallas are confused since we all heard COOKING*

2. Me: "Yeah... the last time I saw him, I patted his face!"
Steph: "You did WHAT?!"
Me: "I patted his face!"
Steph: "OH.... I heard you say that you put a PAD on his face!"
Dad, attempting to joke: "A used one?!"

Everyone makes a disgusted face, and this cues my tangent to tell them about Winnie's bridal shower. Karen, Connie, and Jenny did a maxipad fashion show, which my mom thought would be expensive. Oh sure, it's a necessity that's way more expensive than it should be!