Chocolate, shapes, cooking on all burners

Here are various OK Cupid and Quiz Heaven tests.

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HAMBONE

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Statist You scored 38% Personal Liberty and 29% Economic Liberty!

A statist believes in moderate to high government intervention in both personal and economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and laws restricting personal liberty. They tend to support war and foreign intervention. Extreme statists border on being totalitarians, while others lean towards being centrists.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on Personal You scored higher than 14% on Economic

Link: The Politics Test written by brainpolice on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Caramel Caress You are 59% sweet like chocolate!

You're a pretty balanced person. You like your fair share of high-brow stuff, but at times, you also like to just kick back and chill. Those who take the time to get to know you will discover that you're a great friend and companion.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 19% on Sweetness

Link: The which chocolate are you? Test written by paradise_is_pin on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Damn, this quiz is now making me hungry for chocolate ice cream. Note to self: Buy some next time I'm at Save-On.

The Solid Hexagon Your personality matches Geometric Profile Number 39

J*sus f*cking bananas, you're about as exciting as moss dying in a forest full of old-growth trees. Yes, you're solid and damn few people can f*ck with you, but please try something new every once in a while. Maybe a threesome? How about a line of coke? No. Your interests are obvious, your motivation is average, and your passion... my God... I'd rather have sex with a hot desk lamp than follow YOU to the bedroom. Okay, that was harsh. Maybe I just have a problem with normal folks. To your credit, you are confident / versatile in your interests / headstrong as f*ck. You'd make a great college professor... but I'd set your beard and / or leg hair on fire one week into the first semester just to watch you dance. - - - - - - Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now. You're into my style, so check out my fashion. http://www.ubervanity.com (Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 14% on WhichShapeRU

Link: The Shape Test written by _Vanity_ on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Three Burners You scored 60 range!

You know your way around a kitchen. You can make a complete and satisfying dinner suitable for most guests, or make lunch for three differently allergic (or very fussy) kiddies all at the same time. Though your ability to juggle all of these ingredients is rare, you may find yourself under-appreciated. Add just a few more exotic ingredients to the spice rack of your mind and you will dazzle even the most effete gastronome, and finally receive all the credit you deserve.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 7% on range

Link: The Are You Cookin on All Burners Test written by pelicangirl on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Orange You scored 20 Factor A, 28 Factor B, 87 Factor C, and 28 Factor D!

You're an orange! Peeling you is a little tough, but inside... you're sweet and tangy and filled with Vitamin C. You're organized into sections, which is pretty cool.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 5% on Factor A You scored higher than 27% on Factor B You scored higher than 88% on Factor C You scored higher than 0% on Factor D

Link: The What type of fruit are you Test written by quantumkitty on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test