Questions 2901-2950 of 5000, Blogquizzes
Note: Secret Identities of LJ friends blogquiz, by David.
Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P
The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
2901. Have you ever written a letter to:
a friend? Yes.
a lover? Yes.
a celebrity? No.
Congress / House / Reps: No.
the president / leader of your country: No.
2902. Why are cigarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell cigarettes when they are so unhealthy and dangerous? They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke. That's because the big companies have all sorts of corrupt power.
2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator? Not really... I hate when my mom tries to talk to me in an elevator!
2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie? Batman.
2905. Who should play the part of Superman? No clue.
2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out? Eh, I guess...
2907. Doritos or Cheetos? Doritos.
2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day? No.
2911. Should I stop making questions with multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question? Whatever.. it's your survey.
2912. What gives your ego a boost? Compliments. I'm so shallow. :P
2913. What knocks your ego down? Rudeness, assumptions, etc.
2914. Live and let live, or live and let die? Live and let die.
2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldehyde? Not for me, ew.
2916. Why is it that 70 percent of Americans do not want to go to war with Iraq, and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway? Because Bush is kinda not all there. He has grievances to settle.
Is this democracy? No, of course not.
2917. Imagine you have two choices of what life you can live:
One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes, and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no TV, no newspapers, and no books.
OR
Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever, but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work, and there is no guarantee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose, and why? The first one, because I like everything except the no TV / books... the "always with my family" bit I'm iffy on, but I figure I can work around it. ;)
2918. Why is there no "Mr. America" pageant? Because guys aren't very nice to look at in swim trunks, and people like girls better.
Should there be? No.
What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like Miss America, he would have to be a role model)? Honesty, being genuine, non-cocky behavior, etc.
2919. If something offends you, do you feel that it has no right to exist? Not all the time. ;)
2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next to? Because guys are visually aroused, and they love hot girls.
2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male acquaintance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names, and being very disrespectful? I'd be angry at him, but not do anything too impulsive about it.
2922. What do you represent? Weirdness! haha
2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers: "Here's something that will wilt soon, but I thought you'd like it!"
slippers: "I couldn't be bothered to put any effort into finding you a gift, so here."
candles: "You're a girl, and all girls like candles!"
diamond necklace: "You mean a LOT to me!"
gift certificate: "Uh... here's something that I thought you could use, even if you don't like it."
cash: "I thought you'd like this better so you could buy what you want, instead of being subjected to my idea of gift-giving."
books: "I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! YAY!"
2924. Have you ever completed a Paint by Number? Yes.
If yes, of what? I don't remember... I was a kid. :P
2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? Way too long, haha.
2926. What have you been caught doing? Like I'm going to post that here. :P
2927. Does temptation make you do what you love? Yes.
2928. Do you have any gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What are they? Yeah, all the things in this tool box.
2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Read them.
2930. Will you ever reach your full potential? Probably not.
2931. Who is your biggest fan? No idea.
2932. Who do you take care of? The kids at church, my loved ones...
Who takes care of you? My family and friends.
2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? Yes.
If you were a lawyer, would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? No, probably not.
2934. Is it sexy in here, or is it just me? Just you, trust me!
2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note, or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Probably "CALL ME!" in big block letters, plus a smiley face.
2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? No.
2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? Agree with her, be yourself (unless your true self pisses her off), do things with her that she likes...
2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? My personal theory about life: We were born into a mundane world, and it's our job to spice it up by being as weird as possible.
2939. Do you like answering questions about:
your life? Depends which.
your taste? Sure, I guess.
TV? I suppose...
music? Sure.
art? No.
politics? No.
life? Sure.
religion? Depends which.
issues? No.
sex? No.
loved ones? Depends which.
favorites? Yes.
objects? Sure.
math? No.
philosophy? Kinda.
hypothetical situations? Sure.
things that require lots of thought? Depends which.
2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Nah, it doesn't even get a smirk from me.
2941. What would you think of a new reality TV game show where real-life criminals on Death Row competed in life-threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentence? Not a good premise.
Did you know that they are considering making this a show? No.
Would you watch it? Perhaps.
2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to? Ministry, Worm.
2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like? Dunno.
2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? Sure.
2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Tee? haha
2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? Perhaps.
If so, how? Stay away from where the sniper was known to be.
2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Sounds extreme, but sure.
2947. If you are a girl, have you ever experienced penis envy? Uh..... no.
If you are a guy, would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. At the start of the year, you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned...." Finish the sentence. ".... that you are not the most important person in the world."
2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store, how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? I would be sweet and nice.
2950. How do you stop pop-up ads? Firefox... otherwise, just close the annoying windows.
Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P
The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
2901. Have you ever written a letter to:
a friend? Yes.
a lover? Yes.
a celebrity? No.
Congress / House / Reps: No.
the president / leader of your country: No.
2902. Why are cigarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell cigarettes when they are so unhealthy and dangerous? They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke. That's because the big companies have all sorts of corrupt power.
2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator? Not really... I hate when my mom tries to talk to me in an elevator!
2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie? Batman.
2905. Who should play the part of Superman? No clue.
2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out? Eh, I guess...
2907. Doritos or Cheetos? Doritos.
2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day? No.
2911. Should I stop making questions with multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question? Whatever.. it's your survey.
2912. What gives your ego a boost? Compliments. I'm so shallow. :P
2913. What knocks your ego down? Rudeness, assumptions, etc.
2914. Live and let live, or live and let die? Live and let die.
2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldehyde? Not for me, ew.
2916. Why is it that 70 percent of Americans do not want to go to war with Iraq, and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway? Because Bush is kinda not all there. He has grievances to settle.
Is this democracy? No, of course not.
2917. Imagine you have two choices of what life you can live:
One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes, and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no TV, no newspapers, and no books.
OR
Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever, but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work, and there is no guarantee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose, and why? The first one, because I like everything except the no TV / books... the "always with my family" bit I'm iffy on, but I figure I can work around it. ;)
2918. Why is there no "Mr. America" pageant? Because guys aren't very nice to look at in swim trunks, and people like girls better.
Should there be? No.
What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like Miss America, he would have to be a role model)? Honesty, being genuine, non-cocky behavior, etc.
2919. If something offends you, do you feel that it has no right to exist? Not all the time. ;)
2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next to? Because guys are visually aroused, and they love hot girls.
2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male acquaintance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names, and being very disrespectful? I'd be angry at him, but not do anything too impulsive about it.
2922. What do you represent? Weirdness! haha
2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers: "Here's something that will wilt soon, but I thought you'd like it!"
slippers: "I couldn't be bothered to put any effort into finding you a gift, so here."
candles: "You're a girl, and all girls like candles!"
diamond necklace: "You mean a LOT to me!"
gift certificate: "Uh... here's something that I thought you could use, even if you don't like it."
cash: "I thought you'd like this better so you could buy what you want, instead of being subjected to my idea of gift-giving."
books: "I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! YAY!"
2924. Have you ever completed a Paint by Number? Yes.
If yes, of what? I don't remember... I was a kid. :P
2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book? Way too long, haha.
2926. What have you been caught doing? Like I'm going to post that here. :P
2927. Does temptation make you do what you love? Yes.
2928. Do you have any gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What are they? Yeah, all the things in this tool box.
2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them? Read them.
2930. Will you ever reach your full potential? Probably not.
2931. Who is your biggest fan? No idea.
2932. Who do you take care of? The kids at church, my loved ones...
Who takes care of you? My family and friends.
2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? Yes.
If you were a lawyer, would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong? No, probably not.
2934. Is it sexy in here, or is it just me? Just you, trust me!
2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note, or draw a picture too? If yes, what? Probably "CALL ME!" in big block letters, plus a smiley face.
2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What? No.
2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better? Agree with her, be yourself (unless your true self pisses her off), do things with her that she likes...
2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has? My personal theory about life: We were born into a mundane world, and it's our job to spice it up by being as weird as possible.
2939. Do you like answering questions about:
your life? Depends which.
your taste? Sure, I guess.
TV? I suppose...
music? Sure.
art? No.
politics? No.
life? Sure.
religion? Depends which.
issues? No.
sex? No.
loved ones? Depends which.
favorites? Yes.
objects? Sure.
math? No.
philosophy? Kinda.
hypothetical situations? Sure.
things that require lots of thought? Depends which.
2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny? Nah, it doesn't even get a smirk from me.
2941. What would you think of a new reality TV game show where real-life criminals on Death Row competed in life-threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentence? Not a good premise.
Did you know that they are considering making this a show? No.
Would you watch it? Perhaps.
2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to? Ministry, Worm.
2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like? Dunno.
2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? Sure.
2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Tee? haha
2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? Perhaps.
If so, how? Stay away from where the sniper was known to be.
2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders? Sounds extreme, but sure.
2947. If you are a girl, have you ever experienced penis envy? Uh..... no.
If you are a guy, would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. At the start of the year, you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned...." Finish the sentence. ".... that you are not the most important person in the world."
2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store, how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers? I would be sweet and nice.
2950. How do you stop pop-up ads? Firefox... otherwise, just close the annoying windows.
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