Impossible names / magic 8 ball / whether I still love my ex / Ikea item / flirts / sex... and more!

Note: LJ 007 Movie for girls and guys / LJ Saving the World / LJ Red Dwarf / LJ Buffy and the Vampire Slayer / LJ Villains / LJ Horniness / LJ sex friends / LJ Wedding / find a new LJ friend / LJ friends' crimes for prison / LJ prison inmates / longest LJ weewee / what I didn't know about my LJ friends Memegens. (by dullan, kattgrrl, spenceraloysius, and Jabeccy)

Impossible names by dullan
Three first letters in your FIRST name
Two last letters in your SURNAME
Your impossible name is	DriijveD R Unk
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Magic 8 Ball by dullan
Username
Question of choice
Your answer	Well, why not?
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Pragmatic 8 ball, I see... easier said than done!

Do you still love your EX? by dullan
Name
How many years since you broke up
If he or she showed up at your door	wearing nothing but a rose between the teeth,
You would	ask them in for a cup of coffee.
How true is this: 82%
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Perhaps, perhaps not.

Which IKEA item are you? by dullan
Name
Age
Gender	MaleFemale
Favorite way of transportation	CarBusAirplaneTramSubwayTruckMotorcycleSkateboard
You are ...
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I had to look that up... Ektorp sofa bed, it says. That wouldn't matter to me, except that I remember what Jasmine posts about how she uses her own Ektorp sofa! o_O

Are you a flirt? by dullan
Name
Age
Gender	MaleFemale
Hair color	BrownBlondRedBlackDyed
Fave outfit	NightgownTrousers and a topCocktail dressTuxedoShort skirt and a tank topJeans and a T-shirt
When you look at someone	They can't help but fall in love with you
When you smile	No one can resist you
When you speak	Everyone leaves the room
When you touch	Your nails dig into their skin
So, are you a flirt?	I'm amazed you even got laid once
How often does this work?: 88%
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Your Sex by dullan
Username
Favorite position	doggy style
Wearing	Leopard trousers and a red hat
Screaming	"We're making babies"
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.... I don't think so!

What's your inner UGLY person? by dullan
Username
Your age
Mobile Phone	Sony EricssonNokiaSamsungSiemensMotorolaPhilipsAlcatelSagenPanasonicOther
You are ...
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HAHAHAHA. Me dunno...

"I Love You" in different languages by dullan
Username
Language for you	Esperanto: Mi amas vin
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True Love - female style by dullan
Username
You will marry	June 21, 2036
This is what he will look like
And you will	Live happily ever after
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Generate your Orgasm by dullan
First name
Age
Favorite position	MissionaryDoggy styleSpooningOral69
Your Orgasm	Strong
Times	3
You look	Disappointed
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Which F*R*I*E*N*D*S character are you? by dullan
Name
Age
Status	SingleCo-habitingMarriedDivorced
Country
You are ...
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Haiku generator by Jabeccy
Name
I would like to...	Become completely purple.Discover a species of tiny flying elephants.Own over 300 socks and not have a single match.Wear nothing but matching socks (ya plain bastard).Be the 300th person on the moon.Learn how to write clearly with my feet.See only in infrared.
Line 1	I'm just so sexy
Line 2	time to fall in love with
Line 3	such a masterpeice
Your poem...	Will become a popular child's song.
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Death of a Mad Scientist by spenceraloysius
Username
will be	squashed
to death by	ants
because your evil genius weapon,	the Satellite to End All Satellites,
caused the citizens of	Bulgaria
to	climb trees and hoot like howler monkeys.
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What GoGo Gadget Arms Would You Have? by cant_pretend
Username
Real Name
Gender	MaleFemaleNeither?Gender?Hermaphrodite*Looks down pants*
Machine Arm:	GoGo Gadget PORTABLE DVD PLAYER
Sexual Arm:	GoGo Gadget TOUCH ME HERE SIGN
Cheating Arm:	GoGo Gadget FINAL DESTINATION
Random Arm:	GoGo Gadget ELECTRIC GUITAR
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