Saturday, January 07, 2006

Finished busywork! / Questions 2951-3000 of 5000 / Sexy stuff

I finally finished my project at 12:10 AM... I love my journal upkeep. Corey would ask what the point was if nobody ever saw it but me (if he's not point-blank IGNORING me like he's mostly been the last couple of days =/ ), but at least I know I've done something to make my journal the best it can be. :D


Note: LJ friends as actual people / LJ Survivor 1-3 blogquizzes. (by Uriah and Althea)


Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P

The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.


2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You cannot get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? I don't. I take out my handy bus pass and take the bus. :P

2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? Including cleanup of the room.. probably hours and hours.

2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom: Organized Chaos.

2954. What comes after: It may look disorderly, but it's not!

2955. Where ARE the wild things? In the forest, waiting to eat you.

2956. You get a six-CD changer for the car. The only problem is that you know that once you put in six CDs, you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 CDs do you put in? Corey's CD of prank calls, his music CD, Matthew Good's Avalanche, Everclear's Learning How To Smile, the Boredoms' Pop Tatari, and Alexis on Fire's Watch Out!

2957. Let's play Jeopardy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-) I'll give some answers.. you give the questions. Ready? Begin.

The answer is:

Purple. What is the color of royalty?

Yellow. What is the color of rubber duckies?

Candle. What is something you light on birthdays?

Pepsi. Original question as an answer: "What is opposite of Coke?" Uh, I don't think so! :P My question: What is the oddest name of someone in my junior high?

Peace. What is the last word of one of my favorite bands?

Lisa. What is the first name of Tails' creator?

Cotton. What is a kind of candy you can get at the fair?

Flag. What represents our country?

42. What is the product of 7x6?

2958. Pick a letter. D.

List some great words starting with that letter: Defenestration, delicious, delectable...

2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care? Sure.

2960. Have you told your parents you love them today? No, they're out of town.

2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? You can most optimally take tests with a #2 pencil.

2962. Have you ever cross-dressed? No.

2963. Are we living in a world without end? No, since it'll end ONE DAY...

2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16-year-old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave? That's just gross. Things like that have no place in a marriage or society.

2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? Oh God, NO!!!!!

2966. Are you singing in the rain? No, although it is raining outside.

2967. Should the Sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St. Patrick's Day parade? Sure, why not?

2968. Is oral sex, anal sex, or regular sex more intimate? ... like I would know... o_O

2969. Is it time to switch to decaf? Maybe.

2970. Why is it that the truth hurts? Because people are idiots.

2971. How do you feel about:

Ticketmaster? Eh, I guess they're okay except for their high "service charges" / "processing fee" / what have you.

scalpers? I guess they're a necessary evil.

2972. What are you guilty of? Being annoying!

2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?

sniffed glue: No.

sniffed magic markers: No.

ate paste: No.

drank Nyquil, Robitussen, or any other over-the-counter drug: No.

"huffed" (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softener, cooking spray or other household product: No.

whip-its: No... I don't even want to know what that is!

2974. What gives you inner strength? The good thoughts of other people.

2975. ::eyes you suspiciously:: Where have all the COOKIES gone? Right in the Ziploc bags.

2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like... so that it SEEMS to be nice, but really "gets" them somehow? Leaving aside the question of why you'd want / have to give a gift to someone you don't like... I'd say a subscription to a magazine they really hate.

2977. If you don't like the service at a restaurant, would you skip the tip? Probably.

Why or why not? Because they don't deserve it in the SERVICE industry.

2978. Apples, peaches, or pumpkin pie? Pumpkin pie.

2979. What race / nationality was Jesus? Jewish.

2980. What was one evening you'll never forget? That one evening where it all seemed like magic...

2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: I really don't know.

2982. Trick or Treat? Treat.

2983. If you had money to burn, what "toy" would you spend your money on (think Monopoly game with real money, luxury boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? Original answer: "I'm confused." What an idiot. My answer: A whole library of books... does that count?

2984. Are you having trouble with AOL 8.0? I don't have that, thank goodness.

Or if you don't have AOL... have you ever been to a podiatrist? No.

2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

1. Respect the sanctity of marriage. (between two people ONLY.. no cheating or anything other than sex between those two people!)

2. Do not smoke, under penalty of napalm explosions.

3. Respect the rules of proper spelling and grammar.

4. Everyone should have access to a proper education.

5. Animals, women, and children should not be abused.

6. You must wear a seatbelt.

7. Be polite and civil to others, whether online or not.

8. Nobody should wake anyone else up for trivial reasons which can't wait.

9. Money should not be a barrier to anything.

10. You must respect music.

2986. When people lose weight, where does it go? Maybe you DO poop some of it out, but not all of it. It goes into the surrounding air mass, heh.

2987. Your mate / partner / wife or husband / long-term boy or girlfriend / etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy, and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweetie as well (although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one-night-stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweetie's one-and-only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say: ".... well, I don't want to be compared to anyone else... but okay...." and then look REALLY hurt and upset, so that I know he gets that I feel that way. :P

2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? Yes.

If yes, what one(s), and what did you think? Plan 9 From Outer Space, at Eric's house on NYE. It was pretty hilarious and bizarre!

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoes, grain, whole wheat, etc.)? Whole wheat or grain.

2990. Are you emotionally articulate? Probably not.

2991. Does everything happen for a reason? No.

2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? I suppose.

If yes, then aren't they still with you even when you are gone? Maybe.

2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? Possibly not.

2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Having someone to love.

Can you think of a window that has opened? Being a zany friend.

2995. What does "Necessity is the mother of invention" mean to you? If you're in a situation which requires it, you can invent things out of necessity if you don't have the actual objects with you.

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

courage? Sure.

survival skills? Sure.

independence? Sure.

2996. What helps you to get over a major heartache? Chocolate and chips.

2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself? No.

Have you ever tried? Yes.

2998. How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beautiful beginning of the next part? I have no idea.

2999. Have you ever read any stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. Yeah, I have.

3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? Sure, I guess.


Your Sexy Red Shoes Are
Delman Rascal-ks



Your Stripper Song Is

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you...
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you...
Help me... I broke apart my insides... help me...
I've got no soul to tell


When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.


Thank goodness I got the only good song out of the bunch as my result. :D


Cult Icon Hasselhoff





You are Hasselhoff, the Cult Icon. You revel in your enigmatic and confusing popularity – moreso in the positive aspects of it than the confusing or unclear parts. You are the shining star of the world: more specifically, of Germany. Someday, you will be featured in a ticker-tape parade. Someday!


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