Blues name, animal personality, pimp name, the type of drunk I am

Okay, here's how it works. Take the first three letters of your name (screen, real, first, last, whatever) and figure out each letter's corresponding number in the alphabet.

Next, take your 3 numbers and match them respectively to the following 3 lists. The first list is of various physical conditions, the second is a list of body parts, and the third is a list of the first 26 US presidents. (John Quincy Adams and Garfield's second trip to the Oval Office have been omitted in the interest of variety.)

A-1 B-2 C-3 D-4 E-5 F-6 G-7 H-8 I-9 J-10 K-11 L-12 M-13 N-14 O-15 P-16 Q-17 R-18 S-19 T-20 U-21 V-22 W-23 X-24 Y-25 Z-26

1. bald.........................1. scalp.........................1. Washington
2. white.......................2. head ..........................2. Adams
3. black.......................3. hair............................3. Jefferson
4. yellow.....................4. ears............................4. Madison
5. blind.......................5. skin.............................5. Monroe
6. cross......................6. eyes............................6. Jackson
7. no..........................7. brow............................7. Van Buren
8. split........................8. nose............................8. Harrison
9. broken....................9. mouth..........................9. Tyler
10. dirty....................10. lip..............................10. Polk
11. pretty.................11. tooth..........................11. Taylor
12. hoppin'................12. tongue........................12. Fillmore
13. screamin'.............13. chin............................13. Pierce
14. fat.......................14. neck...........................14. Buchanan
15. skinny..................15. foot............................15. Lincoln
16. hollow..................16. arm............................16. Johnson
17. solid.................... 17. hand...........................17. Grant
18. skippin'.................18. thumb.........................18. Hayes
19. angry.................19. finger............................19. Garfield
20. shrivel...................20. toe.............................20. Arthur
21. dizzy.....................21. belly...........................21. Cleveland
22. drunk....................22. hip..............................22. Harrison
23. sleepin'..................23. ass.............................23. McKinley
24. lazy.......................24. leg..............................24. Roosevelt
25. crazy.....................25. knee...........................25. Taft
26. dead......................26. ankle..........................26. Wilson

First: Hoppin' Skin Garfield.
Middle: Black Nose Tyler.
Last: Doesn't work... only two letters. :P
Screen name, using "Flami": Cross Tongue Washington.

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