Who I'd Be in 1400 AD, Whether I'm Polyamorous, Dr. Seuss Purity Test, and More!

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The Shady Stranger You placed in vanity rank 9

You're hot. You know it, but you hide it. Everyone else knows it... and fuck anybody who says otherwise, right? You're a dark sort of beauty. Subtle. Dangerous. People tend to notice you even when you're being quiet. Like a stalker in the shadows. - - - - - - I've got you pretty well figured out by now. I'm into your style. Check out mine. www.ubervanity.com (Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on vanity

Link: The Vanity Test written by _Vanity_ on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Philip Glass Raisinets. Like the things you get in the movie theater. You can have 69 of them if you want.

You are M. Night Shyamalan. Much like the fortune cookie, you are predictably unpredictable. You're probably from Philadelphia. I hate your city. It stinks. Literally. You should probably start a crusade against stink... ness... osity...

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 70% on godliness

Link: The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQPORSTUVWXYZ Test written by UmIamConfused on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

How Do You Breathe? You scored 17 inanity!

If you're in the military, you're probably being used as a bomb. Grow a brain, dumbass.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on inanity

Link: The Random Facts & Half-Truths Test written by g1rlb0mb on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Fuck you, too. :P

Good You scored 69%!

You know famous boobs and their owners... You answered very good, but you got just a silver medal...

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 68% on You got

Link: The famous boobs for experts Test written by lince on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The Harlequin You scored 34% Cardinal, 43% Monk, 47% Lady, and 35% Knight!

You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly, you are the puzzlement of the age.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Cardinal You scored higher than 37% on Monk You scored higher than 40% on Lady You scored higher than 30% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid Online Dating

Poly curious You scored 1!

You may or may not know much about what polyamory is, but you might be open to the concept. Perhaps you should do some research and reading to learn more.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 1% on polypoints

Link: The are you Poly Test written by Zynthia on OkCupid Online Dating

Ugh. You're 12% Poly =) 23% tolerant of the poly lifestyle =) (But... you're 33% just in it for the sex =))

You scored a little high on being willing to lie to your mate... this makes me nervous because often the biggest hurts are done with the best intentions - be careful that you're not "protecting" your loved ones from knowing who you really are. You didn't come out too high on being polyamorous - but that's ok =) It's not for everyone and even the most strident supporters of polyamory don't want to force it on anyone =) Very respectably, you scored low on "just being into poly-ness to get laid" something to be proud of =) However... you're not very tolerant of the polyamorous lifestyle. You might consider that further, it may not be for you, but is it really wrong for everyone? Thanks a ton for taking the test - oh and by the way - The first question on how many recorded cultures have been monogamous? The answer is 16% - isn't that something? =) Have a good one =) Gabriel_Night

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on True Poly You scored higher than 0% on Tolerance You scored higher than 91% on Sex Only You scored higher than 91% on Honesty

Link: The Polyamorous Test written by Gabriel_Night on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You Are 98% Pure

You have done it on a dare. Do you think we really care?

Dr. Seuss Purity Test

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