Free Tang samples

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRYSTAL.. hope you have an awesome one today! :) You've been an absolutely great friend, and I hope Phil gives you my present. ;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUREN.. hope you have a good one today! :) I wonder what's happened to you.. heck, I lost your number a long time ago.. eh well.

One thing before I go to bed: free Tang samples at the supermarket probably aren't worth waking up a sleep-deprived new parent for. (no matter how much the parent in question likes the Tang stuff)