Scott's music mix / Latin / LOTR:ROTK / Turning 30

Teunis and I discussed complex / lively music, Scott's mix with naughty silly music, Nine Inch Nails and CLOSER (he's tired of it since Cat and other roommates overplayed it?!), their "messed-up" videos, OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM in Latin, knives / forks / spoons / Cheerios / tax stuff, Randal emailing about a mid-week get-together (WHATEVER!), accidentally forgetting Corey's birthday, KMFDM calling themselves the Time Lords for DOCTOR WHO, orcs from LOTR: ROTK, and more. Now would be a good time to include the text of the "Happy 30th Birthday!" card that I plan to give to five people, including my brother / sister-in-law / three good friends...


You know you're turning 30 if...

... you ever had a mullet, "tail," or side ponytail.
... you have used a Commodore 64.
... you owned a "Trapper Keeper."
... you can name all the members of New Kids on the Block.
... you remember when fast food burgers came in styrofoam containers.
... you had a crush on Zack Morris or Kelly Kapowski from SAVED BY THE BELL.