KFC and hotel prank calls: Chemicals and gas, oh my!

High-scoring word of the night:

TOMBOYS (398 points) - against Nick M. [two 4W, hook off HIVE for a plural]

This thing just restarted!

KFC workers were pranked into pulling their fire alarm which sprayed chemicals, and they were then told to go outside and get naked and piss on each other to decontaminate themselves. The thing is finally online, according to Corey. "The news reports were kind to them.... they said they were only on the phone for 15 minutes (more like an hour), and became suspicious when they were told to pee on each other. A good portion of the call is them trying to pee on each other, but only getting a little at a time and stuff. It even gets to the point where they're told to ask the cops that have already arrived to pee on them more. :P They also try to get them to burn their clothes, which they would have done if the cops didn't show up. :P In Part Three, one of them asks them how big their boobs are, but the other prankster cuts him off before he screws it up. Now he's telling one of them something about making themselves throw up by eating tons of salt and ketchup or something, because they inhaled it and need to induce vomiting."

"So the news said they knew something was up at the pee part, but less than halfway through, they're already naked and peeing. Ha ha ha! Now Mary went back in the store when they evacuated it, so now she's infected too! Now someone else needs to get naked. Well, it's a bit long, but it's crazy that they just never even question this. They're a bit hesitant to get naked at first, but that's about it so far." Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

"There's a three-parter that involves fake gas leaks in hotel rooms that are solved by breaking windows and throwing things out of it. Well, at least three parts... again, no questioning.. just "you'll need to break the window, ma'am." "With what?!?" is the only protest, so he lists a number of things in the room that could be used to break a window. :P And here I thought flushing a pillow down the toilet was pretty extreme for a prank call. Uh-oh, it's double-paned and they only broke the first pane of glass the first time. They're upset that whatever they're using to break windows isn't working well enough. "Okay, then I'm going to need you to take the toilet tank lid off, and hit the windows as hard as you can." And off they go..." Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

"Okay, this same guy apparently does pranks online, and lots of people know who it is. :P I'm listening to him try to convince a girl to meet him for sex at a hotel room to give her her phone back which he claims he found. :P It's almost over, though, so I don't think she's going to. Well... here's another one with the title of "Woman loses ring: Agrees to bend over, er, bend her morals"... same guy."

"There's a news article about this same setup, but the article talks about a guy doing it, not ladies, so maybe there's more than one. News article with a picture of the fridge from his room that he tossed out the broken window... and the PLA version."

"Holy shit, you have to listen to the hotel one :P Now they're trying like crazy to break their TV screens....... they're not strong enough to shatter the windows, so basically they're just bashing the hell out of the room with lamps and stuff. There are three parts. Oh geez, now they three-wayed them with the real hotel desk. "Yeah, we tried everything to break the windows!!!" "You did what???" Okay, from what I've heard, just listen to everything on the PrankNET Youtube channel. Holy shit. There's another called Mr. Biggs where they tell him he needs to move to a different hotel room. For no reason, the prank caller gets completely rude and threatens him a bunch, while a second prank caller tells him never to speak to customers this way. The second one says he's head of security. and he'll make sure everything is okay. Meanwhile, the first guy is in the background telling someone to cut power to the room, so he won't see him coming. He says he has pepper spray and all this... the guy in the room is basically crying on the phone to the "security" guy by the end... these guys really take it too far."

[02:48:25] Corey: and here's ANOTHER lady breaking her window out............
[02:48:34] Corey: she at least asked if it was for real
[02:49:04] Corey: but they just told her that it was, and now I'm hearing "BANG BANG BANG BANG" in the background
[02:49:43] Corey: oh geez... someone outside yelled at her to stop trying to break the window
[02:50:03] Corey: "they are not aware of the situation... do not listen to them!"
[02:50:16] Corey: "okay"
[02:50:19] Corey: BANG BANG BANG
[02:50:28] Corey: now there's people screaming at her from outside
[02:50:55] Corey: THE FRONT DESK TOLD ME TO DO IT, JACKASS!!
[02:52:13] Corey: I'm laughing so much here, my lungs feel like they're locking up or something
[02:52:32] Corey: and now the police are out there yelling at her! "Do not listen, ma'am, keep doing it"
[03:00:18] Corey: oh, and the KFC prank goes on like 10 minutes longer than we heard... these guys have it on their own Youtube channel saying they did it and everything :P great detective work by the police and the news...........
[03:00:47] Corey: there's the part you didn't hear. it starts with a fireman taking over the phone, but goes on for like ten minutes, so I guess something still happens

Facebook quizzes taken from Darren and Kelly:

Leslie took the Which shoe are you most like? quiz and the result is Puma. You are a bit like Adidas, but you are more inclined to go out and play with your mates. You are more stylish than Adidas and Asics, but you like to be independent or by yourself sometimes.

Leslie took the which Muppet are you? quiz and the result is Miss Piggy. Beautiful. Bossy. Forcing. Pig-nosed. Loving. Talented.

Leslie completed the quiz "What breed of dog are you?" with the result Dachshund. The breed that best describes you is the Dachshund. You are lively and affectionate. You are bold and confident. You love your friends, but do not always make new ones easily. You are cautious, but curious. You can be stubborn at times.

Poo nugget for this weekend: Dr. Stool Says - Stop Trying So Hard! Excessive straining usually forms thinner stool. The act of bearing down causes contraction of the external anal sphincter - the "valve" that opens in order to allow feces to exit the rectum. Contraction of this muscle narrows the aperture through which the stool bolus passes, thus creating your garter snake-shaped turd. While everyone will occasionally produce these slender stools, a progressive narrowing in stool caliber over months can indicate the presence of a rectal cancer. These "pencil-thin" stools are formed as the rectal mass' growth gradually narrows the colonic cavity.

Edit at 0231: It restarted AGAIN!