EWWWW! Finding a miscarried fetus in a plastic bag / Ed Gein's Christmas
Today's Mystery-Solving Yet Truly Morbid Fact!
A woman who miscarried at a Manchester hospital later found the foetus in a plastic bag which had been mistakenly handed to the family. An investigation has been launched after the horrific blunder, which happened as the woman and her boyfriend were being transferred from the accident unit at Manchester Royal Infirmary to the maternity centre at St. Mary's Hospital. Nurses gave a plastic hospital bag, marked "patient property," to the father.
Some time later, as the 22-year-old woman prepared to leave St. Mary's, she opened the bag and screamed with horror at what she saw. Her boyfriend snatched the bag away to stop their four-year-old son from seeing its contents. The hospital have apologised and said they were investigating why correct procedures had not been followed.
But the 23-year-old father said: "She just screamed. I looked at her face and thought: "Oh my God, it can't be" before I grabbed the bag off her and threw it on the bed. It was disgusting and I felt sick. Our four-year-old was playing around in that room. He could have looked in that bag. I just can't get rid of that vision. It plays on my mind. I can't believe it would happen in a Manchester hospital - it wouldn't happen in a Third World country. It was diabolical. How can someone make a mistake like that and put something like that in a plastic bag?" The couple claim that a doctor arrived a few minutes later and instead of apologising, said: "Well, the mystery has been solved," as the foetus had been missing.
Culled from: Manchester Evening News
Generously submitted by: KelShubert
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That last line from the doctor is the funniest thing ever! Such British humor - like a Monty Python sketch: "Ah, so that's where the little bugger has got to! I've got you now! Carry on..."
Here's wishing everyone a most mirthfully morbid holiday season! I'll leave you with a couple of morbid mirths to make you smile as you sip your egg nog.
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Morbid Mirth Du Jour!
If you're wondering where fetuses like the one above are *supposed* to go after they are aborted, wonder no longer. Oh Fetus Tree, Oh Fetus Tree...
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More Morbid Mirth!!
How can I let Christmas Eve go by without sharing this one? Enjoy!
Ed Gein's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shed,
All creatures were stirring, even old Ed.
The bodies were hung from the rafters above,
While Eddie was searching for another new love.
He went to Wautona for a Plainfield deal,
Looking for love and also a meal.
When what to his hungry eyes should appear,
but old Mary Hogan in her new red brassiere.
Her eyes... how they twinkled, ever so gay,
And her dimples, oh how merry were they.
Her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun,
And she let out a scream at the sight of Ed's gun.
Old Ed pulled the trigger and Mary fell dead,
He took his old axe and cut off her head.
He then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
One half for hamburger, the other for stew.
And laying a hand aside of her heel,
Up to the rafters went his next meal.
He sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
The hours were short and much work must he do.
He looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
And started in digging with shovel and spade.
He shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
Til finally he reached the old coffin door.
He took out a crowbar and pied open the box,
He was not only clever but sly as a fox.
As he picked up the body and cut off her head,
He could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.
He filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
And once more old Ed had found a new love.
He let out a yell as he drove out of sight,
"If I don't get caught, I'll be back tomorrow night!"
Thanks to David for the link.
I dunno... probably not my style. OUCH!
A woman who miscarried at a Manchester hospital later found the foetus in a plastic bag which had been mistakenly handed to the family. An investigation has been launched after the horrific blunder, which happened as the woman and her boyfriend were being transferred from the accident unit at Manchester Royal Infirmary to the maternity centre at St. Mary's Hospital. Nurses gave a plastic hospital bag, marked "patient property," to the father.
Some time later, as the 22-year-old woman prepared to leave St. Mary's, she opened the bag and screamed with horror at what she saw. Her boyfriend snatched the bag away to stop their four-year-old son from seeing its contents. The hospital have apologised and said they were investigating why correct procedures had not been followed.
But the 23-year-old father said: "She just screamed. I looked at her face and thought: "Oh my God, it can't be" before I grabbed the bag off her and threw it on the bed. It was disgusting and I felt sick. Our four-year-old was playing around in that room. He could have looked in that bag. I just can't get rid of that vision. It plays on my mind. I can't believe it would happen in a Manchester hospital - it wouldn't happen in a Third World country. It was diabolical. How can someone make a mistake like that and put something like that in a plastic bag?" The couple claim that a doctor arrived a few minutes later and instead of apologising, said: "Well, the mystery has been solved," as the foetus had been missing.
Culled from: Manchester Evening News
Generously submitted by: KelShubert
**********************************************************************
That last line from the doctor is the funniest thing ever! Such British humor - like a Monty Python sketch: "Ah, so that's where the little bugger has got to! I've got you now! Carry on..."
Here's wishing everyone a most mirthfully morbid holiday season! I'll leave you with a couple of morbid mirths to make you smile as you sip your egg nog.
*******
Morbid Mirth Du Jour!
If you're wondering where fetuses like the one above are *supposed* to go after they are aborted, wonder no longer. Oh Fetus Tree, Oh Fetus Tree...
*******
More Morbid Mirth!!
How can I let Christmas Eve go by without sharing this one? Enjoy!
Ed Gein's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shed,
All creatures were stirring, even old Ed.
The bodies were hung from the rafters above,
While Eddie was searching for another new love.
He went to Wautona for a Plainfield deal,
Looking for love and also a meal.
When what to his hungry eyes should appear,
but old Mary Hogan in her new red brassiere.
Her eyes... how they twinkled, ever so gay,
And her dimples, oh how merry were they.
Her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun,
And she let out a scream at the sight of Ed's gun.
Old Ed pulled the trigger and Mary fell dead,
He took his old axe and cut off her head.
He then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
One half for hamburger, the other for stew.
And laying a hand aside of her heel,
Up to the rafters went his next meal.
He sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
The hours were short and much work must he do.
He looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
And started in digging with shovel and spade.
He shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
Til finally he reached the old coffin door.
He took out a crowbar and pied open the box,
He was not only clever but sly as a fox.
As he picked up the body and cut off her head,
He could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.
He filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
And once more old Ed had found a new love.
He let out a yell as he drove out of sight,
"If I don't get caught, I'll be back tomorrow night!"
Thanks to David for the link.
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I dunno... probably not my style. OUCH!
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