Questions 1801-1850 of 5000
Note: LJ friends doing stuff with Harry Potter characters / Drunk LJ Friends / in jail with LJ friends / LJ county fair / LJ crazy lightsaber duel / LJ Hell Party blogquizzes. (by Ashley and Rob)
Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P
The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
1801. How many Smurfs can you name? Do Papa Smurf and Smurfette count? haha
1802. Do you have a planner? No, not really.
Do you use it? When I had one, I did.
1803. What do white lines do? Go into your nose, haha. (sorry... you made me think of Duran Duran's White Lines, haha...)
1804. Where do snowflakes come from? The sky.
1805. What do these Latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: Even you, Brutus?
Cogito ergo sum: I think, therefore I am. / I am thinking, therefore I exist.
Hosanna in excelsis: Hosanna in the highest.
Et in terra pax hominibus: And on earth, peace to men.
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): guy
is about to kiss (who): Me.
Just then, they get interrupted by (what): an ambulance siren outside.
and somebody screams, (what): "Watch out! It's gonna crash!"
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Dave
walks by and does something (what): saves us from the imminent accident.
and they all live (how): strangely
ever after.
The letters for the next few questions are messed up for a reason.
1807. Name 2 guys and 2 girls, 1 next to each letter:
b. Jesse
c. Chris
d. Sarah
a. Rachel
1808. Name 2 MORE guys and 2 MORE girls, 1 next to each letter:
a. Nathan
b. Brandy
c. Emily
d. Mike
1809. Name 4 random objects, 1 next to each letter:
b. calculator
d. video game
c. necklace
a. guitar
1810. Name 4 places:
d. Boston Pizza
c. The airport
a. At someone's house
b. Karaoke
1811. Name 4 ways to eat an orange:
d. Bite
a. Slurp
c. Devour
b. Chew
1812. Name 4 body parts:
d. Eye
b. Arm
a. Foot
c. Neck
1813. Name 4 things you might say to a door-to-door salesperson:
b. "Leave, or I'll call the police!"
c. "I'm not interested!"
d. "No thanks!"
a. "Get off my property!"
1814. You've just written 4 stories. The "a" story, the "b" story, the "c" story, and the "d" story. Read the following story through four times, first putting in all your "a" answers, then all your "b" answers, etc.
A. Once upon a time, Nathan asked Rachel to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Nathan picked Rachel up at her door. Nathan had brought a present for Rachel. It was a guitar. They went to someone's house. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Nathan wanted to slurp Rachel's foot. That made Rachel say, "Get off my property!" The End.
B. Once upon a time, Jesse asked Margaret to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Jesse picked Margaret up at her door. Jesse had brought a present for Margaret. It was a calculator. They went to karaoke. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Jesse wanted to chew Margaret's arm. That made Margaret say, "Leave, or I'll call the police!" The End.
C. Once upon a time, Chris asked Emily to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Chris picked Emily up at her door. Chris had brought a present for Emily. It was a necklace. They went to the airport. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Chris wanted to devour Emily's neck. That made Emily say, "I'm not interested!" The End.
D. Once upon a time, Mike asked Sarah to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Mike picked Sarah up at her door. Mike had brought a present for Sarah. It was a video game. They went to Boston Pizza. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Mike wanted to bite Sarah's eye. That made Sarah say, "No thanks!" The End.
Have you ever played 4 ways to eat an orange before? No, but that took me half an hour!
1815. Miracle on 34th Street: original or remake? Remake.
1816. Have you ever marched in a parade? Nope.
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends? Because that would be CREEPY, haha.
1818. Do you turn the bass up all the way in your car (or would you, if you had a car) and blast the music? Maybe not ALL the way up, but certainly a little bit higher than normal. ;)
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others? Sometimes, but not really.
1820. What keeps everyone from being happy? The opposite sex, haha.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago, what would you say to yourself? You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES, so make it COUNT! I'd say, "Time to get better friends, and listen to what certain people are telling you."
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence: There are peanut butter sandwiches in the sky, raining down on everyone.
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word "like" at all? Probably not.
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No.
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I'm helpful.
me: You made an okay survey.
your dad: He's funny.
your mom: She cooks good food.
the one you love: Uh......
1826. Why is it that a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly? I've never heard of "bird" being a verb before. :P
1827. (I don't expect anyone to get this one, but oh well. Hint: It's a movie quote thing.) You know what people are liking at night? ... sleep?
1828. What websites are addictive? Journal sites, message boards...
1829. Who do you love sooo much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to? I don't know!
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey? Nobody!
1831. What will you never ever do again? Eat venison and pheasant.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news, will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest / smartest / kindest person ever... or tell the truth? That will never be a human interest spot on the news... but in that rare event, I'd want them to tell the truth.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card? No.
1834. Who do you never want to end up like? Shannon.
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of? Quite a few.
1836. How many years old is your diary? More than one year old.
1837. How could today get any worse? Well, someone could die....
1838. How was your day, dear? Stop being presumptuous. But I guess it was all right...
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you? That they only pretended to be my friend.
1840. Would you like a pair of blue velvet pants? Sure!
1841. You are not a victim. True or false? True.
1842. You just scream with boredom. True or false? True.
1843. What are you dependent on? Myself.
1844. What do you look forward to each day? Talking to people.
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings? Horrible.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? What? Piano.
1847. Are you going to be the one that saves me? No, but nice Oasis reference.
1848. What's a groupie? Original answer: "A person who only hangs with their group and that's it." HAHAHAHAHA. Real answer: "A girl who hangs around rock groups, hoping to get laid by band members."
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else? Kinda-sorta...
1850. Would you rather take care of someone, or be taken care of? Be taken care of.
Got these questions from this QuestionClub LJ post by Arthurbulla. I'm going to post the survey in 50-question batches, like the original. No worries there! Five thousand questions and answers wouldn't fit as an entry, anyhow. :P
The only complete copy... you'll have to go around erasing answers.
1801. How many Smurfs can you name? Do Papa Smurf and Smurfette count? haha
1802. Do you have a planner? No, not really.
Do you use it? When I had one, I did.
1803. What do white lines do? Go into your nose, haha. (sorry... you made me think of Duran Duran's White Lines, haha...)
1804. Where do snowflakes come from? The sky.
1805. What do these Latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: Even you, Brutus?
Cogito ergo sum: I think, therefore I am. / I am thinking, therefore I exist.
Hosanna in excelsis: Hosanna in the highest.
Et in terra pax hominibus: And on earth, peace to men.
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): guy
is about to kiss (who): Me.
Just then, they get interrupted by (what): an ambulance siren outside.
and somebody screams, (what): "Watch out! It's gonna crash!"
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Dave
walks by and does something (what): saves us from the imminent accident.
and they all live (how): strangely
ever after.
The letters for the next few questions are messed up for a reason.
1807. Name 2 guys and 2 girls, 1 next to each letter:
b. Jesse
c. Chris
d. Sarah
a. Rachel
1808. Name 2 MORE guys and 2 MORE girls, 1 next to each letter:
a. Nathan
b. Brandy
c. Emily
d. Mike
1809. Name 4 random objects, 1 next to each letter:
b. calculator
d. video game
c. necklace
a. guitar
1810. Name 4 places:
d. Boston Pizza
c. The airport
a. At someone's house
b. Karaoke
1811. Name 4 ways to eat an orange:
d. Bite
a. Slurp
c. Devour
b. Chew
1812. Name 4 body parts:
d. Eye
b. Arm
a. Foot
c. Neck
1813. Name 4 things you might say to a door-to-door salesperson:
b. "Leave, or I'll call the police!"
c. "I'm not interested!"
d. "No thanks!"
a. "Get off my property!"
1814. You've just written 4 stories. The "a" story, the "b" story, the "c" story, and the "d" story. Read the following story through four times, first putting in all your "a" answers, then all your "b" answers, etc.
A. Once upon a time, Nathan asked Rachel to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Nathan picked Rachel up at her door. Nathan had brought a present for Rachel. It was a guitar. They went to someone's house. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Nathan wanted to slurp Rachel's foot. That made Rachel say, "Get off my property!" The End.
B. Once upon a time, Jesse asked Margaret to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Jesse picked Margaret up at her door. Jesse had brought a present for Margaret. It was a calculator. They went to karaoke. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Jesse wanted to chew Margaret's arm. That made Margaret say, "Leave, or I'll call the police!" The End.
C. Once upon a time, Chris asked Emily to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Chris picked Emily up at her door. Chris had brought a present for Emily. It was a necklace. They went to the airport. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Chris wanted to devour Emily's neck. That made Emily say, "I'm not interested!" The End.
D. Once upon a time, Mike asked Sarah to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Mike picked Sarah up at her door. Mike had brought a present for Sarah. It was a video game. They went to Boston Pizza. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Mike wanted to bite Sarah's eye. That made Sarah say, "No thanks!" The End.
Have you ever played 4 ways to eat an orange before? No, but that took me half an hour!
1815. Miracle on 34th Street: original or remake? Remake.
1816. Have you ever marched in a parade? Nope.
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends? Because that would be CREEPY, haha.
1818. Do you turn the bass up all the way in your car (or would you, if you had a car) and blast the music? Maybe not ALL the way up, but certainly a little bit higher than normal. ;)
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others? Sometimes, but not really.
1820. What keeps everyone from being happy? The opposite sex, haha.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago, what would you say to yourself? You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES, so make it COUNT! I'd say, "Time to get better friends, and listen to what certain people are telling you."
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence: There are peanut butter sandwiches in the sky, raining down on everyone.
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word "like" at all? Probably not.
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No.
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I'm helpful.
me: You made an okay survey.
your dad: He's funny.
your mom: She cooks good food.
the one you love: Uh......
1826. Why is it that a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly? I've never heard of "bird" being a verb before. :P
1827. (I don't expect anyone to get this one, but oh well. Hint: It's a movie quote thing.) You know what people are liking at night? ... sleep?
1828. What websites are addictive? Journal sites, message boards...
1829. Who do you love sooo much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to? I don't know!
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey? Nobody!
1831. What will you never ever do again? Eat venison and pheasant.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news, will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest / smartest / kindest person ever... or tell the truth? That will never be a human interest spot on the news... but in that rare event, I'd want them to tell the truth.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card? No.
1834. Who do you never want to end up like? Shannon.
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of? Quite a few.
1836. How many years old is your diary? More than one year old.
1837. How could today get any worse? Well, someone could die....
1838. How was your day, dear? Stop being presumptuous. But I guess it was all right...
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you? That they only pretended to be my friend.
1840. Would you like a pair of blue velvet pants? Sure!
1841. You are not a victim. True or false? True.
1842. You just scream with boredom. True or false? True.
1843. What are you dependent on? Myself.
1844. What do you look forward to each day? Talking to people.
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings? Horrible.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? What? Piano.
1847. Are you going to be the one that saves me? No, but nice Oasis reference.
1848. What's a groupie? Original answer: "A person who only hangs with their group and that's it." HAHAHAHAHA. Real answer: "A girl who hangs around rock groups, hoping to get laid by band members."
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else? Kinda-sorta...
1850. Would you rather take care of someone, or be taken care of? Be taken care of.
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